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Katie and Bridget drink some blood as they re-watch ANNE RICE'S: Interview with the Vampire! It's a movie all about how emo men can get when they are undead vampires that live for centuries ruining lives! Spoiler alert: they get SUPER emo! Come along as we meet Louis, the original vegetarian vampire, who has his life ruined/saved by Lestat, a vampire that is just Tom Cruise basically. The two spend their vampire lives in a relationship (with no on screen sex) just to eventually adopt a young girl into their vampire family - ruining even more lives along the way! With lots of vampire drama, a friggon vampire troope of theater kids (god help us all), and potential vampire alligators, Louis finally gets his story out to Christian Slater... Oh did we not mention that's what the interview was all about? Yup! We're convinced it was going to be the true story of all the Hollywood vampires cause damn Tom Cruise, have you ever met a wrinkle before!? Released in 1994, it stars Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Kirsten Dunst, Antonio Banderas, and Christian Slater.

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Katie and Bridget go to Spooky Island as they re-watch the live action remake: Scooby-Doo! All your favorite characters from the original cartoon are here! They're still solving mysteries! Life is good! Oh wait, sorry they all just broke up with each other and nevermind now no ones friends anymore... HEY JUST KIDDING! 2 years later and life is all good again! Don't ask us what the point of that was - we surely don't know! When Mystery Inc. gets invited to Spooky Island, they must figure out what's happening to all the Spring Break college kids... Has anyone checked on Mark McGrath? Because he might have something to do with it. Through teamwork and Scooby Snacks, the gang discovers that no big deal there's just an island cult that's stealing souls, replacing humans with monsters, brainwashing, keeping a vat full of protoplasm heads, using robots, and kidnapping Mr. Beans... All somehow orchestrated by our old dog Scrappy Doo (RIP)! It's a movie you'd probably want to smoke a doobie beforehand to really enjoy; unless you can get a ticket onto that Spooky Island plane cause DAMN where's our invite!? Released in 2002, it features an all star cast including: Matthew Lillard, Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar, Linda Cardellini, Rowan Atkinson, and Isla Fisher.

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Katie and Bridget turn into mice as they re-watch a nostalgic favorite of theirs: The Witches! A movie that reminds us that witches are real, some are evil, yet most are just really enthusiastic about being in a witch sorority/getting to party at a hotel with their friends once a year. Come along as we meet Luke, a little boy for some of the movie - mouse for others, who is taught all there is to know about witches by his Grandma, a woman who will write a harsh Yelp review to defend her grandson. When they vacation at a seaside hotel they quickly realize they are in the presence of not only witches but also the Grand High Witch, the most dramatic woman you've ever met in your life who SHOULD have her own reality show! Her plan to turn all the children into mice is overheard by Luke, which leads him to get turned into a mouse and therefore has to pull an Ocean's 11 heist to defeat the witches. Will Luke have to stay as a mouse forever/also live in cool ass Lego houses that Grandma built him? Is Mr. Bean out for blood in the climax of this movie!? Released in 1990, it was based on the Roald Dahl book of the same name and features Anjelica Huston, Rowan Atkinson, Mai Zetterling, and Jasen Fisher.