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Katie and Bridget SNAP OUTTA IT! as they re-watch the 80's classic: Moonstruck! It's a movie all about how when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore... Aka it's Italian as hell! Come along as we meet Loretta, a woman who for lame reasons agrees to marry the biggest jabrony in NYC: Johnny. But when Johnny leaves to visit his dying mother in Italy, Loretta is tasked to meet up with his brother Ronny to try and convince him to come to the wedding. With a little self-loathing, whiskey, and talks of wolves and moons the two fall in love and get - ready for it? - MOONSTRUCK! Oh yeah there's also a couple other cheating subplots, psychological investigations, dogs, and grandpa's there too. We've got Brooklyn, Italian families, and a stage-play-set-up with this movie that earned Cher her Oscar! Released in 1987, it stars Cher, Nicolas Cage, Olympia Dukakis, and Danny Aiello.

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Katie and Bridget drink Starbucks with Drunk Kathy as they rewatch the movie: Sex and the City! Our four women are back in this movie that really enjoys being superficial, a little racist, and engaging in as little problem solving as humanly possible! Come along as we reunite with Carrie, a quippy writer who is finally going to marry the worst man we've all ever met: Mr. Big. But don't worry, her wedding gets arguably ruined by an unsupervised toddler, demonstrating just how solid their relationship was anyway. Carrie gets through it with the help of her friends. We've got Charlotte, who was very much a background character aside from making funny faces and pooping her pants, Miranda, a stressed out woman who we all say the reason she got cheated on was because she had a bush (what?), and Samantha, a fabulous, successful woman who would just like to eat guacamole and bone whenever she wants - SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM. Will our four friends all get through the nonsense that takes place? Did Lily really write the love emails to Carrie instead of Big!? Released in 2008, the movie was based on the hit TV series and stars Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon, Kristin Davis, Chris Noth, and Jennifer Hudson.

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Katie and Bridget run through the town screaming MERRY CHRISTMAS as they re-watch the heartfelt classic: It's a Wonderful Life! It's a timeless (NO SERIOUSLY EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THIS MOVIE IS APPARENTLY HAPPENING NOW WTFFFFF) - ahem - story that teaches us that when you're not an asshole, people will show up for you! Come along as we meet George Bailey, a sassy hard-of-hearing man who gets handed a lot of seemingly crap deals in life... Except for his wife Mary! She's the best and is basically awesome in this timeline as well as the one where George doesn't exist. When George gets to the end of his rope, an angel named Clarence comes in to remind him that he's got a great life and needs to just CHILL OUT and STOP YELLING AT THE TEACHERS PLEASE! With a little help from his family, friends, neighbors, and God/someone named Joseph, George learns that he's going to jail! Isn't it wonderful!? Just kidding - he learns to appreciate his life as well as learns how beneficial websites like GoFundMe are! Released in 1946, it stars James Stewart, Donna Reed, Lionel Barrymore, Thomas Mitchell, and Henry Travers.

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Katie and Bridget shoot their eyes out as they re-watch the holiday classic: A Christmas Story! It's a movie so iconic and overplayed around Christmas that we guarantee you've probably fallen asleep at least ONCE while watching it! Come along as we meet Ralphie, a kid obsessed with getting the one thing he wants for Christmas: An official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a "thing" that tells time. Over the days leading up to Christmas we follow Ralphie through all typical kid things, such as: surviving and then (eventually) beating up bullies, NOT being an upstander for his friends, getting scammed by capitalistic corporations, and learning how Mom's deal with stupid decisions by their husbands (Pst - Just break the lamp!). After psychological warfare, coercion through badly written essays, and even attempting to enlist Santa on his mission, Ralphie eventually gets his gift and to absolutely no one's surprise - he shoots his eye out. This timeless classic continues to make us laugh even to this day! Released in 1983, it stars Peter Billingsley, Melinda Dillon, Darren McGavin, Scott Schwartz, RD Robb, and Zack Ward.

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Katie and Bridget do some math on random chalkboards as they re-watch the iconic 90's hit: Good Will Hunting! It's a movie all about how maybe the janitor at your university is actually a secret genius who isn't able to recognize his own potential AND enjoys randomly beating people up whenever! ...IT COULD HAPPEN! Come along as we meet Will Hunting, a math/general genius/janitor who's intellect gets discovered by an MIT professor. To use their white privilege in order to avoid jail time, Will has to not only hang with the professor to do math (yes we think that's weird too), but he also has to go to therapy. Thank god that therapy is with ROBIN WILLIAMS! Will's life also takes a turn when he meets a girl who's not afraid to call him out on his shit and go off to California when he's being a jerk. With the help of therapy, some public shaming, and of course - Ben Affleck - Will faces his hardships and finally starts to aim for a higher purpose in life. You could say he's... DEFYINGGGG GRAVITYYYYY (sorry not sorry)! Released in 1997, it was written by Matt Damon and Ben Affleck and stars themselves along with Robin Williams, Stellan Skarsgård, Minnie Driver, Cole Hauser, and Casey Affleck.

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Katie and Bridget get full rides to college for marching band as they re-watch the iconic movie: Drumline! Come along as we follow Devon, a kid who's "got hands" that ends up playing in the - you guessed it - DRUMLINE at Atlanta A&M. His sassy attitude quickly clashes with the child tech aka actually just a section leader Sean, who probably should have been flagged for a Title IX violation at this point! While the two argue and the rest of the drumline just focuses on drumming (seriously guys priorities!), it comes to light that Devon can't read music *gasp*. With more drumline dramaaaaaaa Devon is faced with a tough dilemma: does he take a class to learn how to read music or should he just quit altogether and lose his college scholarship? ... We're not sure how this became a question in the movie but it apparently did for some reason! You'd think that would be the only drumline drama but we've also got BET classics, Petey Pablo's, drumline battles, and absentee fathers (not Nick Cannon surprisingly) in this memorable movie that became a recurring Christmas gift theme for Katie while growing up! Released in 2002, it stars Nick Cannon, Zoe Saldana, Orlando Jones, and Leonard Roberts.

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Katie and Bridget wake up on a beach in New Jersey as they re-watch the could-be-considered-Christmas-movie: The Long Kiss Goodnight! It's a movie all about how all of those government conspiracy theories ARE true and when in doubt just drive off to Canada! Come along as we meet Samantha, a 90's woman with amnesia who gets her memory back through some good old fashioned boob grabs that lead to car crashes - all casual! Alongside her private investigator Mitch, Samantha begins to regain her lost memory, becomes her former self again (named Charly), all while viciously murdering literally so many people. Oh there's also a terrorist subplot that involves chemical warfare, child kidnapping, and messing up Niagra Falls... It sounds like it doesn't make sense but we promise it all comes together when ya watch it! We've got fuzzy hats, great one liners, and gun galore in this, as Bridget would say: "female version of Die Hard". Released in 1996, it stars Geena Davis, Samuel L. Jackson, Yvonne Zima, Craig Bierko, Brian Cox, and David Morse.

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Katie and Bridget think happy thoughts as they re-watch the what-felt-like-80's-but-was-made-in-the-90's: Hook! Come along as we follow the ADULT Peter Pan, who has amnesia and is also kind of a dick now. When his two kids Jack and Maggie get kidnapped by Captain Hook, Peter has to get the real talk (but also has to mainly get kidnapped by Tinkerbell) to be taken to Neverland to find them! Once there he quickly bitches out on saving them and has to go through Lost Boys bootcamp to become the Peter Pan he once was/beat his amnesia - seriously this movie could have also been called Amnesia Island! Will Peter Pan earn the respect of the Lost Boys, learn to fly, survive for 3 days without food/vitamins, and ultimately save his children? Should Captain Hook just become a drag queen already so we can see some of those awesome wigs and outfits on the dance floor!? Released in 1991, it was directed by Steven Spielberg and stars Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman, Julia Roberts, Bob Hoskins, Maggie Smith, Caroline Goodall, Dante Basco, Charlie Korsmo, and Amber Scott.