Submarine and A Roach

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  • Summary

  • Nigeria's #1 Comedy Podcast aka The Funniest Podcast in Nigeria Follow us on twitter: @Subma_Roach @_Kojoo @TmtisClutch @MayowaIdowu Follow us on IG: @submaroach @TmtisClutch @kalakuta.koj @oluwamayowaidowu
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Episodes
  • Episode 220: "DOUBLEgängers - What MLK Jr. and Donald Trump have in Common"
    Jan 21 2025

    Join the funniest men in Nigeria Tmt and Koj for another wild ride on Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Submarine and A Roach!

    In Episode 220: "DOUBLEgänger," the duo tackles everything from existential shoe debates to Trump-era meme coins with their signature mix of humor and sharp takes.

    This week, the guys dive into:

    Do 5'7" men actually exist? And if they do, how threatening can they really be?

    Skin tone semantics: The differences between how African Americans and Nigerians describe skin tones.

    HipHop origins: Tmt shares his journey of falling in love with rap and the art of lyricism.

    Music and memory: Koj draws parallels to an interview show he’s developing, where guests walk down memory lane with a playlist of their favorite songs.

    Observing as a lifestyle: Koj confesses he’s spent a lifetime enjoying watching people do things instead of participating.

    Trends, crocs, and shoe mandates: Tmt rants about his hatred of trends, his admiration for people who don’t care, and his disdain for Crocs—leading to a debate about the one pair of shoes everyone should own.

    Trump and MLK Day: The irony of Trump being inaugurated on MLK Day and why they’d probably get along because of their shared “interests.”

    Trump and Melania meme coins: Yes, it’s a thing—and the guys have thoughts.

    The true way to make money: Tmt drops some unconventional wisdom.

    Nigeria’s underground economy: A dive into selling drugs and running illegal businesses in Nigeria.

    Drake vs. UMG lawsuit: The episode wraps up with a breakdown of the latest in this legal drama.

    Packed with laughs, chaos, and sharp commentary, Submarine and A Roach delivers another unforgettable episode. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Episode 219: "2025 is The Year of Vengeance"
    Jan 14 2025

    Kick off the New Year with Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj on Nigeria's funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast, Submarine and A Roach!

    In Episode 219: "2025 is The Year of Vengeance", the trio dives into resolutions, reflections, and some chaos.

    This week, the guys tackle:

    • Tmt as a boss: Strict, but also channeling Aaron Pierre’s Mufasa energy.
    • New Year’s Resolutions: Tmt declares 2025 the year of revenge after being wronged in the final days of 2024. Koj resolves to write one joke weekly and perform at shows that are not run by his friends.
    • iFitness gyms: Tmt ranks the best and worst gyms he’s experienced, with no punches pulled.
    • Skepta’s legacy: Mayowa crowns Skepta as Afrobeats’ biggest ambassador and breaks down his impact across the Nigerian music industry.
    • FreshL’s barbershop saga: A hilarious legal analysis courtesy of Mayowa and Tmt’s law degrees.
    • Highs and lows of 2024: The guys reflect on the moments that defined their year.

    As always, it’s packed with laughs, sharp commentary, and the kind of banter that keeps Submarine and A Roach at the top of Nigeria’s podcast scene. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Episode 218: "It's a Badenoch Life for Us"
    Dec 17 2024

    Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another unfiltered and laugh-out-loud episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 218: "It's a Badenoch Life For Us", the guys unpack everything from personal quirks to global headlines with their signature wit and banter.

    This week, they kick things off by sharing the pettiest reasons they've ended things with someone—think weird voices, questionable reactions to recreational drugs, and impromptu photography.

    Next, they catch up on life:

    • Tmt recounts his latest traffic adventures in Lagos (you already know it’s chaos).
    • Mayowa shares how he's been living his best cultured life, including attending the S16 film.

    The trio dives into Nollywood, brainstorming what an Oscar-winning Nigerian movie could look like. Spoiler: It’s a movie about a party..

    Finally, they wrap up with takes on:

    • Shettima vs. Kemi Badenoch: A battle of political personalities.
    • The shocking story of the UnitedHealthcare CEO's assassination.

    Packed with humor, chaos, and sharp commentary, this episode has everything you didn’t know you needed. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

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    1 hr and 16 mins

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