Episodes

  • Episode 220: "DOUBLEgängers - What MLK Jr. and Donald Trump have in Common"
    Jan 21 2025

    Join the funniest men in Nigeria Tmt and Koj for another wild ride on Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Submarine and A Roach!

    In Episode 220: "DOUBLEgänger," the duo tackles everything from existential shoe debates to Trump-era meme coins with their signature mix of humor and sharp takes.

    This week, the guys dive into:

    Do 5'7" men actually exist? And if they do, how threatening can they really be?

    Skin tone semantics: The differences between how African Americans and Nigerians describe skin tones.

    HipHop origins: Tmt shares his journey of falling in love with rap and the art of lyricism.

    Music and memory: Koj draws parallels to an interview show he’s developing, where guests walk down memory lane with a playlist of their favorite songs.

    Observing as a lifestyle: Koj confesses he’s spent a lifetime enjoying watching people do things instead of participating.

    Trends, crocs, and shoe mandates: Tmt rants about his hatred of trends, his admiration for people who don’t care, and his disdain for Crocs—leading to a debate about the one pair of shoes everyone should own.

    Trump and MLK Day: The irony of Trump being inaugurated on MLK Day and why they’d probably get along because of their shared “interests.”

    Trump and Melania meme coins: Yes, it’s a thing—and the guys have thoughts.

    The true way to make money: Tmt drops some unconventional wisdom.

    Nigeria’s underground economy: A dive into selling drugs and running illegal businesses in Nigeria.

    Drake vs. UMG lawsuit: The episode wraps up with a breakdown of the latest in this legal drama.

    Packed with laughs, chaos, and sharp commentary, Submarine and A Roach delivers another unforgettable episode. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Episode 219: "2025 is The Year of Vengeance"
    Jan 14 2025

    Kick off the New Year with Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj on Nigeria's funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast, Submarine and A Roach!

    In Episode 219: "2025 is The Year of Vengeance", the trio dives into resolutions, reflections, and some chaos.

    This week, the guys tackle:

    • Tmt as a boss: Strict, but also channeling Aaron Pierre’s Mufasa energy.
    • New Year’s Resolutions: Tmt declares 2025 the year of revenge after being wronged in the final days of 2024. Koj resolves to write one joke weekly and perform at shows that are not run by his friends.
    • iFitness gyms: Tmt ranks the best and worst gyms he’s experienced, with no punches pulled.
    • Skepta’s legacy: Mayowa crowns Skepta as Afrobeats’ biggest ambassador and breaks down his impact across the Nigerian music industry.
    • FreshL’s barbershop saga: A hilarious legal analysis courtesy of Mayowa and Tmt’s law degrees.
    • Highs and lows of 2024: The guys reflect on the moments that defined their year.

    As always, it’s packed with laughs, sharp commentary, and the kind of banter that keeps Submarine and A Roach at the top of Nigeria’s podcast scene. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Episode 218: "It's a Badenoch Life for Us"
    Dec 17 2024

    Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another unfiltered and laugh-out-loud episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 218: "It's a Badenoch Life For Us", the guys unpack everything from personal quirks to global headlines with their signature wit and banter.

    This week, they kick things off by sharing the pettiest reasons they've ended things with someone—think weird voices, questionable reactions to recreational drugs, and impromptu photography.

    Next, they catch up on life:

    • Tmt recounts his latest traffic adventures in Lagos (you already know it’s chaos).
    • Mayowa shares how he's been living his best cultured life, including attending the S16 film.

    The trio dives into Nollywood, brainstorming what an Oscar-winning Nigerian movie could look like. Spoiler: It’s a movie about a party..

    Finally, they wrap up with takes on:

    • Shettima vs. Kemi Badenoch: A battle of political personalities.
    • The shocking story of the UnitedHealthcare CEO's assassination.

    Packed with humor, chaos, and sharp commentary, this episode has everything you didn’t know you needed. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Episode 217: "Joe Biden is #DaddyGoals #B-Hag"
    Dec 10 2024

    Join Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj for Episode 217 of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, as they uncover why "Joe Biden is #DaddyGoals."


    The episode kicks off with Mayowa sharing his experience at Craving Cottage catching Fulham vs Arsenal. Koj then takes a playful jab at other Nigerian podcasters, daring them to showcase their own valedictorians, as they celebrate Oluwatomilola Adeniran, PAU’s best-graduating student and proud member of The Marine Kingdom.


    Next, the guys get into the SPAC Nation’s Pastor Tobi Adegboyega (who for SEO reasons I might add is John Boyega's cousin), potentially getting deported from the U.K., and they also discuss Harvester’s Pastor Bolaji Idowu, recently fingered in EFCC case (red card). This naturally spirals into a discussion about pastors, their "drip," and their spin-offs.


    Keeping things holy, they float the idea of turning Submarine and A Roach into a religious podcast, inspired by Spotify Wrapped data showing an explosion in religious and motivational podcasts among Nigeria’s top 10. Is this a sign of the agbado?


    It’s another episode filled with sharp commentary, laughs, and the kind of chaotic banter that only Submarine and A Roach can deliver. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Episode 216: "Okra is SEXY!"
    Dec 3 2024

    Join Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj for another unfiltered and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 216: "Okra is SEXY!", the trio dives into pop culture, Nigerian cuisine, and nostalgic moments, serving up sharp commentary and laugh-out-loud insights.

    This week, they cover:

    • Christians remixing secular songs: The unexpected and often hilarious gospel takes on popular hits.
    • Sexy Nigerian foods: Can anything rival pasta in Western pop culture?
    • COVID lockdown nostalgia: Reflecting on the wild social media challenges that kept us entertained and baffled.
    • Parents taking credit for your milestones: The classic Nigerian parent flex when you achieve something big.
    • Trump’s cabinet nominees: A surprising segue into WWE storylines and the McMahon family’s obsession with them.
    • Jerry Springer and reality TV: Childhood introductions to the chaos of daytime television and how it shaped reality TV as we know it.
    • Terrible Christmas movies on Netflix: The guilty-pleasure films that make the holidays amusing.
    • Video game consoles growing up: A nostalgic trip through gaming history, from PlayStation to Nintendo.

    Packed with humor, nostalgia, and unfiltered banter, this episode is a must-listen for fans of comedy and cultural commentary. Stream "Okra is SEXY!" now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you listen to podcasts. Don’t miss out on the laughs and insights that make Submarine and A Roach a fan favorite!

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Episode 215: "Who is David's Lawyer?"
    Nov 26 2024

    Join Tmt and Koj in another hilarious and thought-provoking episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 215: "Who is David's Lawyer?" the duo dives into a mix of pop culture, personal anecdotes, and sharp commentary.


    This week, they tackle:

    • Davido vs. Wizkid: Who has the better singing voice?
    • Gym life after 30: The struggle of stretches and mobility exercises just to stay functional.
    • FreshL’s InstaStory: The audacity of getting abs waxed and sharing it with the world.
    • Tmt being a nepo baby: How privilege plays out in unexpected ways.
    • Gladiator 2: Is your Koon Chip activated?
    • President Tinubu as an American Hotep: A wild hypothetical that spirals into hilarious insights.
    • Drake vs. Kendrick: Breaking down their rivalry and the latest drama with UMG lawsuits.
    • Why men admire OdumoduBlvck and Donald Trump: Exploring the allure of larger-than-life characters.


    The episode wraps up with Koj challenging Tmt to imagine his ideal life in Lagos with unlimited funds—but Tmt just can’t picture it.


    Packed with laughs, unexpected takes, and unfiltered banter, this is an episode you won’t want to miss! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your favorite shows.

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Episode 214: "The Razzites Don't Like Bad B*tch Syndrome"
    Nov 19 2024

    This week on Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Tmt and Koj bring the laughs and introspection in Episode 214.

    The duo kicks things off with a deep dive into the viral TikTok hit Bad B*tch Syndrome, dissecting its quintessential afrobeats vibe and why critics just don’t get it. It’s a track that’s dividing the internet, and Tmt and Koj are here to set the record straight.

    Next, they tackle the idea of leaving Twitter, with Tmt hilariously recounting how he failed a Bluesky captcha, prompting Koj to question if Tmt is, in fact, a bot.

    From there, they explore the anime Blue Lock and Tmt’s experience with non-alcoholic beers as part of his sobriety journey. Briefly touching on Big Groove and Ope Famakin, the conversation shifts to first-generation immigrants making "Nigerian Parent" content, and where the cultural disconnect lies.

    The laughs keep coming as they delve into mushrooms, with Tmt sharing his experiences on a Psilocybin journey and Koj reflecting on his worst shroom high. The guys also get personal, discussing what their ideal weddings would look like, and Koj opens up about his journey with ADHD treatment and knee rehabilitation.

    Packed with humor, heartfelt moments, and unfiltered takes, this episode is a perfect blend of insight and hilarity. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you listen to your favorite shows!

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Episode 213: "We're Tired! The Devil is Winning"
    Nov 15 2024

    On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Koj and Mayowa are joined by Hauwa and Kunmi for a deep dive into the fallout of the US Presidential Elections. With their signature wit and sharp commentary, the group unpacks the chaos, surprises, and memes that defined the campaign season.

    From Biden dropping out to Trump getting shot at, Hauwa and Kunmi share their pre-election expectations and how they feel about the final results. The conversation turns introspective as they explore why Nigerian men seem to support Trump and the deeper implications of Democratic infighting, summed up perfectly with "Dems in Disarray."

    But the discussion doesn’t stop at U.S. politics. The group examines the cognitive dissonance of being African and loving America—balancing admiration for the country with critique of its imperial role in the southern hemisphere.

    Packed with humor, sharp commentary, and unfiltered perspectives, this episode of Submarine and A Roach is one you don’t want to miss! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, & wherever you get your podcasts.

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    1 hr and 34 mins