Humorous Fiction

Greg Heffley is caught in the middle as the two halves of his extended family come together in a sidesplittingly relatable summer story!

Eleven complete Dr. Seuss stories at a great price, featuring performances by John Cleese, Billy Crystal, Ted Danson, Kelsey Grammer, Dustin Hoffman, John Lithgow, and more....

Willy Wonka's famous chocolate factory is opening at last! But only five lucky children will be allowed inside. And the winners are: Augustus Gloop, an enormously fat boy whose hobby is eating; Veruca Salt, a spoiled-rotten brat whose parents are wrapped around her little finger....

Ben Ripley is recruited for a top secret mission to bring down his nemesis, Murray Hill, once and for all. But when things go horribly wrong, Ben ends up lost in an extremely dangerous wilderness with Murray—and confronting a new, devious enemy—with none of his friends to help him.

Fourth graders George Beard and Harold Hutchins are a couple of class clowns. The only thing they enjoy more than playing practical jokes is creating their own comic books....

Can an undercover nerd become a superstar agent? Ben Ripley sure hopes so - and his life may depend on it....

For Milo, everything’s a bore. When a tollbooth mysteriously appears in his room, he drives through only because he’s got nothing better to do. But on the other side, things seem different....

Get artsy with everyone’s favorite blue cat in this groovy story that adds a creative touch to the importance of great friends and never giving up. Fans of Pete the Cat will love watching him take his positive outlook and transform something ordinary into an awesome masterpiece....

When Sophie hears that the giants are flush-bunking to England to swollomp a few nice little chiddlers, she decides she must stop them. And the BFG (Big Friendly Giant) will help her....

Like a car alarm, bagpipe music, or a doorbell ringing in the middle of the night, hearing this all-new audio edition of The Bad Beginning will only upset you....

Frog and Toad, those famous pals, are beloved by generations of children....

Chronicles the adventures and misadventures of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III as he tries to pass the important initiation test of his Viking clan....

There's a new word spreading across the country, and there's nothing Nick can do to stop it....

A bizarre chain of events begins when 16 unlikely people gather for the reading of Samuel W. Westing's will....

Ben goes undercover in the White House to take on a SPYDER operative determined to assassinate the president....

School may be out for summer, but top-secret training continues for aspiring spy Ben Ripley....

A boy who's been a bully and hanging out with the wrong friends gets a new start after a memory-loss-inducing accident....

In the ancient South Pacific world of Oceania, Moana, a born navigator, sets sail in search of a fabled island. During her incredible journey, she teams up with her hero, the demi-god Maui....

Is your school just a little too…NORMAL? Maybe you should go to Wayside School....

This audiobook contains books 9 through 16 of the Junie B. Jones series of children's tales....

A collection of the first three audiobooks in the New York Times bestselling The Last Kids on Earth series. The perfect gift for hours of entertainment and nonstop action and laughs!

In this infectious rhyming book, Baby Llama turns bedtime into an all-out llama drama! Tucked into bed by his mama, Baby Llama immediately starts worrying when she goes downstairs, and his soft whimpers turn to hollers when she doesn't come right back. But just in time....

This is not a fairy tale. This is about real witches. Grandmamma loves to tell about witches. Real witches are the most dangerous of all living creatures on Earth. There's nothing they hate so much as children, and they work all kinds of terrifying spells to get rid of them....

The Herdmans are the worst kids in the history of the world....

Thanks to the evidence Ben uncovered in his investigation of the Croatoan, the CIA has tracked his nemesis, Murray Hill, to Central America, where they believe he is boarding the world’s biggest cruise ship, The Emperor of the Seas, on its maiden voyage around the world....

About the story: Summer can be a lot of fun, especially when you are a young teenager in love! Russ has a romantic relationship with Samantha, his beautiful dream girlfriend, over the summer. What happens when another beautiful girl and a handsome young man enter the scene? Russ and Sam Again is a sensitive romance for young teenagers who are thinking about love. About the author: Richard Carlson is an author of children’s and coming-of-age books. He is a highly sensitive person, or HSP. You can learn more about him at: www.richardcarlson.com.

From dreamy parties with toys to night-time dances with fairy folk, tuck into bed with this collection of short stories from the world's best-loved storyteller, Enid Blyton. Discover the midnight magic! These traditional tales are ideal for younger children being read to and for newly confident readers. Each story stands alone and is the perfect length for bedtime or in the classroom.

Birdie has big plans for eighth grade. This is the year that she gets a boyfriend, and since she and her best friend, Deve, do everything together, it makes sense that Deve will get a girlfriend. She doesn’t expect Deve to be so against her plan, or for their fight to blow up in her face. So when the West African god Anansi appears to her, claiming to be able to make everything right again, Birdie pushes past her skepticism and makes a wish for the whole mess to go away.

When their family is chosen to foster two young dragons, Ava and Jack can’t believe their luck. The dragons – Graun and Fafnine – turn out to have a special talent for trouble, and Ava and Jack are soon swept into a whirlwind of daring escapes, midnight motorbike rides and flaming vomit. But when a dangerous wild dragon arrives, will everything be ruined?

Meet Moss, an apprentice dino-dung shoveler working in Primordia's royal stables. He couldn't be any further down the pecking order without being underground—and he'll certainly never get a chance to be a knight like his hero, Sir Brutus Fallsword. But fate takes a twist when Moss discovers that he has a gift for speaking to dinosaurs. He is suddenly and unexpectedly enlisted into training a truly fearsome beast—the huge and mighty Tyrannosaurus rex belonging to the king's own daughter, Princess Opal!

Join Valorian, Astraea, Orionis, and Pyraxus on an unforgettable adventure in "Comic Con Chronicles"! These four friends, dressed as their favorite superheroes, set out to experience the biggest comic convention of the year. From striking poses and floating through the crowd to hunting for rare collectibles and meeting their favorite voice actors, they make the most of every moment. But amidst all the fun, they’re unaware of the sneaky germs lurking in the bustling hall.

Jroc and Miracle, two lovable Rottweilers with personalities as big as their paws, set out on a road trip with their human parents. Join Jroc, the gentle giant, and Miracle, the spirited adventurer, as they navigate the thrills and surprises of traveling from South Carolina to Alabama and back again.

Erlebe vielfältige Abenteuer in Gedichtform, angeführt von Hobs auf seinem Hummelflieger. Die Wald- und Wasserelfen erzählen von ihrem magischen Tun. Der Lach-Elf und der Quatsch-Elf strapazieren deine Lachmuskeln. Interessant sind die Anders-Elfen, die wirklich alles anders machen und der Fernseh-Elf, der rein gar nichts mit dem Fernsehprogramm zu tun hat. Der Zauber-Elf darf natürlich auch nicht fehlen, ebenso das entzückende Elfinchen in ihrem Puppenwagen und die Sternen-Elfen. Zu guter Letzt der Elfuhrelf-Elf, der im bunten Land der Elfen für Ordnung sorgt und den Zaubertrank ausschenkt.

Onion Boy is an enchanting tale that draws listeners into a world where courage, friendship, and the battle between light and darkness come alive. Written for young listeners aged 9-13, the story follows Tyler, a boy who finds himself unexpectedly drawn into a mystical adventure when he encounters a curious glowing creature he names Onion Boy. What begins as an ordinary day quickly turns extraordinary, as Tyler learns that Onion Boy is being hunted by a dark shadow—a being that feeds on light and sows fear wherever it appears.

Не ругайте детей, они хорошие! Их не надо пилить. Как дядя Тёма однажды ванну пилил — ножовкой. С ними надо дружить, даже если они говорят как будто бы на другом языке. Дядя Тёма — айтишник, поэтому его тоже не все понимают (да, все стараются). Странный он какой-то чувак, то есть, мужчина. Вот поэтому дядя Тёма так хорошо ладится с Аней. И наоборот. Не то, чтобы они говорят на одном языке. Но контакт есть! Ребёнок и айтишник — дружба навек.

“Parkour Power Tots” is a lively and engaging children's book that brings the thrilling world of parkour to life for young listeners. Join Speedy, the energetic and adventurous leader, who is on a mission to scour the globe in search of the top parkour kids to form the ultimate “Parkour Power Tots” team. Speedy never goes anywhere without his trusty guitar, ready to strum a tune wherever he goes. Alongside his best friends and a group of fun-loving animal companions, Speedy embarks on an exciting journey filled with creativity, movement, and exploration.

In dieser humorvollen Episode dreht sich alles um die fünf Arten von Schülern und Lehrern vor den Weihnachtsferien. Vom chaotischen Schüler, der für jede Schneeballschlacht bereit ist, bis hin zum Lehrer, der mit Glühwein-Laune die Tage zählt. Hier treffen die nervösen Test-Hoffenden auf übermotivierte Weihnachtsfans und die strengen Notenschreiber auf entspannte Filmvorführer. Eine witzige Reise durch den vorweihnachtlichen Schulalltag, die jeder kennt!

The world is big when you're a twig, but problems, surprises – and even volcanoes – are no match for Red, Ziggy, Noodle and Stump! In three adorably funny comic stories, Red Twig discovers that not all surprises are good when he accidentally ruins his friends' snail zoo, Ziggy and Stump discover a volcano (or is it?), and Noodle tries and fails to find blue paint in nature. And at the end, young listeners can learn to make their own twig friend with simple step-by-step instructions!

Red is a WILD TWIG who loves giving surprises. So when he jumps out and yells ‘SURPRISE’ at his friends, he expects them to laugh – but instead they are shocked and scared. Oh dear! Can Red stay wild AND find a better way to surprise his friends? We hope so! Go, Red, go!

Time to see who really runs the house! Kids run around the house, make pillow forts, eat sugary snacks, and play with their toys throughout the day without a care in the world! No matter what they’re being told and when, they’ll be sure to make each day an even bigger blast than the last! Who’s to say kids don’t run the house as well?