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Mamadou Ndiaye
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A wittily informative field guide to the deadliest animals on Earth from a beloved "AnimalTok" star.
Ever wonder how to tell if a moose is about to subtract you? Curious why you should be terrified of cassowaries, the “velociraptor that time forgot?” Questioning whether that cute baby hippo is actually a homicidal maniac in the making? Yeah, so was Mamadou Ndiaye . . . and now he's got your answers.
100 Animals That Can F--king End You is the ultimate countdown to merk by animal, featuring everything from tiny bugs that can turn you into a hashtag to animals so massive they can murder you by accident. These include:
- The massive Southern elephant seal, which "is built like a truck with the personality of a Spring Break frat boy"
- Sperm whales with a call so strong it can vibrate you to death
- A golf-ball-sized octopus that can erase twenty-six people with one bite
- Hyenas, which have no qualms eating their prey while it is still alive
- A snake so quick it can strike you three times before you blink
You’ll learn not only which animals to avoid, but which ones can beat you in a footrace, which ones create surprisingly high body counts, and which ones will give you a good reason never to venture into the ocean. Mamadou also offers the occasional survival tip, even if it is just to make peace with your higher power.
This dynamic, fact-filled, occasionally disturbing book is perfect for animal lovers and anyone perplexed by the natural world.
©2022 Mamadou Ndiaye (P)2022 VoraciousListeners also enjoyed...
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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The Great Indoors
- By: Ginny Hogan
- Narrated by: Mae Whitman
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
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Alice's journey begins as all good journeys do: hitting on the sales guy at REI. After a tumultuous breakup, a quick career transition, family upheaval, and a sobriety journey that didn't fix her life quite as much as she expected it to, Alice decides that the only way to solve all her problems is to hike the Pacific Crest Trail. But as she begins preparing for the months-long quest, she realizes the answers she's seeking might not be on top of a snow-covered mountain. Especially since she just learned there was snow in California.
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Chuck full of laughs to lift anyone's spirits.
- By Laura Boogaert on 09-22-24
By: Ginny Hogan
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I Can't Make This Up
- Life Lessons
- By: Neil Strauss - contributor, Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
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Very Unbecoming
- By: Emily Kron, Kate Hopkins
- Narrated by: Zoë Chao, Esther Povitsky, Amy Sedaris
- Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
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When two childhood best friends blow up their respective romantic relationships, they make a time-sensitive pact: serial-cheater Chuck cannot sleep with anyone as she attends a three-month-long recovery group for cheaters, while sex-deprived Sofia vows to hook up with as many people as possible before recommitting to monogamy and tying the knot with her long-time fiancé. To keep things interesting, Chuck and Sofia decide to revive a past tradition from their summer camp days—also known as the dawning of sluthood.
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Hilarious
- By Rachel on 11-21-24
By: Emily Kron, and others
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The True Story of The Coward Brothers
- By: Elvis Costello
- Narrated by: T Bone Burnett, Elvis Costello, Rhea Seehorn, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 43 mins
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The True Story of The Coward Brothers follows two musical brothers – one English, one American, both the illegitimate sons of dubious parentage who may, as they claim to be, "one and half-brothers" – perhaps a reference to the disparity in their height and relative talents.
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Cute
- By NRo on 11-26-24
By: Elvis Costello
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Caledonian Road
- A Novel
- By: Andrew O'Hagan
- Narrated by: Michael Abubakar
- Length: 22 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Campbell Flynn, art historian, professor, and fêted fixture of the literati, always knew that when his life came crashing down, it would happen in public—yet he never imagined that a single year in London would expose so much. He’s never taken other people half as seriously as they take themselves, which is the first of his mistakes. The second is a new project: opportunistic and precisely calibrated to rake in a fortune.
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The best audiobook I have ever listened to
- By Samuel Barker on 07-31-24
By: Andrew O'Hagan
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American Psycho
- By: Bret Easton Ellis
- Narrated by: Pablo Schreiber
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
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Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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Made in America
- By: Bill Bryson
- Narrated by: William Roberts
- Length: 18 hrs and 10 mins
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In Made in America, Bryson de-mythologizes his native land, explaining how a dusty hamlet with neither woods nor holly became Hollywood, how the Wild West wasn't won, why Americans say 'lootenant' and 'Toosday', how Americans were eating junk food long before the word itself was cooked up, as well as exposing the true origins of the G-string, the original $64,000 question, and Dr Kellogg of cornflakes fame.
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Bryson Not Reading Makes For a Rare Fail
- By John on 02-28-14
By: Bill Bryson
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- Michael Pearson
- 07-20-22
alot of rehashed content
i still liked it alot, this is more or less an more organized version of his youtube content with some extra bits added in. still very good and well recorded and read. happy to support the author because he is straight up entertaining.
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- Crystal Jackson
- 01-22-23
loved it
I discovered this author on social media. This book did not disappoint. Loved it I laughed. And I learned a lot. I was upset when I finished it. Hopefully there will be another one.
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- Danielle Galarza
- 03-26-24
Funny and Informative
While a fair amount of the content here is the same as what you'd hear in one of his video, his humor and delivery never really get old. Love using this as background noise while doing other things.
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- Annabelle Killion
- 08-25-24
Casual Geographic Rocks
I've been a long time fan of this man because of his factual, informative, and overall fun way of teaching.
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- lynette davila
- 11-15-22
So good!
It is such a fun listen. I learned a lot and laughed a lot.
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- C. Oliver
- 12-18-22
❤️❤️❤️
Worth it!!! Absolutely you will love this book! Check out casual geographic on YouTube! You won’t regret it
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- E. Smyth
- 04-03-23
Pure Fun!
This is a book to listen to when you need to unwind. Ndiaye does NOT disappoint, delivering the laugh-out-loud wit and perspicuity we've all come to love and admire. The delivery is a little slower than in his online videos (which by the nature of the platform have to be kept quite short) but Mamadou Ndiaye's brilliance shines through and if you really want the super-fast cadence of the TikToks, you can always speed up the recording.
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- Evan Bracken
- 06-23-23
Amazing
I've been watching his videos for a long time now and finding out that he has a book, let alone an audio version, is the best thing that has happened in recent years. I hope Mamadou makes more books. And remember to drink water, pet your dog, hug your mother and have a nice day.
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- Maxamous06
- 10-10-23
This was fun!
I always enjoy the Casual Geographic vids on YouTube and this is like an audiobook spin-off of the same enjoyable material. If you like those videos, you'll enjoy this audiobook too.
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- Olivia
- 07-17-22
This Translated Well
I watch his videos on YouTube, so when I heard there was an audiobook coming, I was all over it. His humor and wit translated well from videos, and I found myself laughing just as hard while listening as I do when watching.
I'll say it anyway though it goes without saying; this was educational and informative as always. His delivery is second to none and keeps the listener engaged. I hope there will be more books in the future.
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