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50 Shades of Worf: Darker Ages
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- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
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Magic, Dragons, Celebrity LARPing…
...and a sack full of meth ferrets.
Farnsworth and Diego are back, leading the newly appointed Division of Nerd Crime into the black heart of the regional Renaissance Festival where someone has stolen celebrity D&D gamer Vin Diesel’s identity.
What happens at renfest stays at renfest…except for the crabs and nipple piercings.
Grab your chain-mail bikinis and roll for initiative.
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