A Dirty Guide to a Clean Home
Housekeeping Hacks You Can't Live Without
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
$0.99/mo first 3 months
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Buy for $15.75
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Melissa Dilkes Pateras
About this listen
Everything you need to know about laundry, cleaning, and basic home repairs—from the TikTok star who made bluing a thing, showed you how to fold a fitted sheet, and taught you to properly use your (caulk) gun.
“[Melissa Pateras] makes chores enjoyable in her bawdy debut. . . . Doing laundry has never sounded so fun.”—Publishers Weekly
Melissa Dilkes Pateras is the most competent housekeeper, DIY-project master, and home repair genius that you’ve ever fantasized about becoming. When she followed her kids on to TikTok, she discovered a community hungry for her approachable, tongue-in-cheek advice on everything from balls—dryer balls, that is—to why color-coded closets are a spiritual experience. She doesn’t expect you to know what you were never taught, and she doesn’t care about transforming your home into a minimal, beige Instagram post; she simply wants to help make your life easier.
Can housekeeping be fun?
Whether you’re terrified of your laundry pile or have an inner handyperson who’s been longing for their moment, A Dirty Guide to a Clean Home is a joyful all-purpose guide to organizing, cleaning, laundry, repairs, and beyond. As Melissa says, “Your home shouldn’t be your adversary.”
PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.
©2024 Melissa Dilkes Pateras and Carla Sosenko (P)2024 Random House AudioListeners also enjoyed...
-
Tortoise and Hare Decluttering
- The Whats, Whys, and Hows of Every Angle of Decluttering
- By: Dana K. White
- Narrated by: Dana K. White
- Length: 1 hr and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Do you wish a decluttering expert could come alongside you to help tackle specific roadblocks that always derail your decluttering journey? Dana K. White, self-proclaimed recovering slob and author of Organizing for the Rest of Us and Decluttering at the Speed of Life, is here to help with her original audio series, Decluttering Deep Dives.
-
-
Good points
- By BC on 03-02-24
By: Dana K. White
-
The Dabbler's Guide to Witchcraft
- Seeking an Intentional Magical Path
- By: Fire Lyte
- Narrated by: Fire Lyte
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
If you’ve ever wanted to burn your ex’s old stuff in a trash can while drinking wine with your friends and reading tarot cards under the light of the full moon, you already know that magic is an essential part of our human existence. But what is magic, anyway? And are witches real? Where do I start if I want to build a deeper, more personal magical practice?
-
-
Like Hot Tea With A Good Friend
- By S. Dreyer on 09-28-21
By: Fire Lyte
-
How to Keep House While Drowning
- A Gentle Approach to Cleaning and Organizing
- By: KC Davis LPC
- Narrated by: KC Davis LPC, Dr. Raquel Martin
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
If you’re struggling to stay on top of your to-do list, you probably have a good reason: anxiety, fatigue, depression, ADHD, or lack of support. For therapist KC Davis, the birth of her second child triggered a stress-mess cycle. The more behind she felt, the less motivated she was to start. She didn’t fold a single piece of laundry for seven months. One life-changing realization restored her sanity—and the functionality of her home: You don’t work for your home; your home works for you.
-
-
Pleasantly surprised
- By Kathy Moberly on 06-05-22
By: KC Davis LPC
-
Organizing for the Rest of Us
- 100 Realistic Strategies to Keep Any House Under Control
- By: Dana K. White
- Narrated by: Dana K. White
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
So you want to keep your kitchen counter clean but you aren't ready to toss the toaster? You want to be able to find your kids' socks but aren't looking to spend your 401(k) on clear bins? You long for a little more peace but minimalism isn't sparking joy? Discover 100 practical, do-able tips to organize, declutter and manage your home.
-
-
Helpful book for cleaning and organizing your home in a simple way
- By Angie D. on 01-11-22
By: Dana K. White
-
The Joy of Less
- A Minimalist Guide to Declutter, Organize, and Simplify
- By: Francine Jay
- Narrated by: Teri Schnaubelt
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Having less stuff is the key to happiness: Do you ever feel overwhelmed, instead of overjoyed, by all your possessions? Do you secretly wish a gale force wind would blow the clutter from your home? If so, it's time to simplify your life! The Joy of Less is a fun guide to minimalist living. Ready to sweep away the clutter? Just listen to this book, and you'll be on your way to a simpler, more streamlined, and more serene life. Francine has helped hundreds of thousands of people declutter their homes and simplify their lives with her bestselling book, The Joy of Less.
-
-
Joy of Less: Yes, I'm judging you.
- By Brenda Murray on 05-27-18
By: Francine Jay
-
Green Living Guidebook
- How to Go Zero Waste, Toxic Free, Plastic Free, Save Energy & Water, and Recycle Right to Live More Sustainably in Each Room of Your Home
- By: Morgan Seymour
- Narrated by: Lauren Garvin
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Many people don’t believe their own actions can make a difference when it comes to the health of our planet. The truth is that our daily thoughts, choices, actions, and habits are immensely powerful—especially when multiplied by millions of people. In this book, you’ll discover the actions you can take on the individual and household level that will help you become a part of the overall solution to help our planet.
-
-
Zero Waste at it's finest!
- By PAL on 03-04-24
By: Morgan Seymour
-
Tortoise and Hare Decluttering
- The Whats, Whys, and Hows of Every Angle of Decluttering
- By: Dana K. White
- Narrated by: Dana K. White
- Length: 1 hr and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Do you wish a decluttering expert could come alongside you to help tackle specific roadblocks that always derail your decluttering journey? Dana K. White, self-proclaimed recovering slob and author of Organizing for the Rest of Us and Decluttering at the Speed of Life, is here to help with her original audio series, Decluttering Deep Dives.
-
-
Good points
- By BC on 03-02-24
By: Dana K. White
-
The Dabbler's Guide to Witchcraft
- Seeking an Intentional Magical Path
- By: Fire Lyte
- Narrated by: Fire Lyte
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
If you’ve ever wanted to burn your ex’s old stuff in a trash can while drinking wine with your friends and reading tarot cards under the light of the full moon, you already know that magic is an essential part of our human existence. But what is magic, anyway? And are witches real? Where do I start if I want to build a deeper, more personal magical practice?
-
-
Like Hot Tea With A Good Friend
- By S. Dreyer on 09-28-21
By: Fire Lyte
-
How to Keep House While Drowning
- A Gentle Approach to Cleaning and Organizing
- By: KC Davis LPC
- Narrated by: KC Davis LPC, Dr. Raquel Martin
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
If you’re struggling to stay on top of your to-do list, you probably have a good reason: anxiety, fatigue, depression, ADHD, or lack of support. For therapist KC Davis, the birth of her second child triggered a stress-mess cycle. The more behind she felt, the less motivated she was to start. She didn’t fold a single piece of laundry for seven months. One life-changing realization restored her sanity—and the functionality of her home: You don’t work for your home; your home works for you.
-
-
Pleasantly surprised
- By Kathy Moberly on 06-05-22
By: KC Davis LPC
-
Organizing for the Rest of Us
- 100 Realistic Strategies to Keep Any House Under Control
- By: Dana K. White
- Narrated by: Dana K. White
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
So you want to keep your kitchen counter clean but you aren't ready to toss the toaster? You want to be able to find your kids' socks but aren't looking to spend your 401(k) on clear bins? You long for a little more peace but minimalism isn't sparking joy? Discover 100 practical, do-able tips to organize, declutter and manage your home.
-
-
Helpful book for cleaning and organizing your home in a simple way
- By Angie D. on 01-11-22
By: Dana K. White
-
The Joy of Less
- A Minimalist Guide to Declutter, Organize, and Simplify
- By: Francine Jay
- Narrated by: Teri Schnaubelt
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Having less stuff is the key to happiness: Do you ever feel overwhelmed, instead of overjoyed, by all your possessions? Do you secretly wish a gale force wind would blow the clutter from your home? If so, it's time to simplify your life! The Joy of Less is a fun guide to minimalist living. Ready to sweep away the clutter? Just listen to this book, and you'll be on your way to a simpler, more streamlined, and more serene life. Francine has helped hundreds of thousands of people declutter their homes and simplify their lives with her bestselling book, The Joy of Less.
-
-
Joy of Less: Yes, I'm judging you.
- By Brenda Murray on 05-27-18
By: Francine Jay
-
Green Living Guidebook
- How to Go Zero Waste, Toxic Free, Plastic Free, Save Energy & Water, and Recycle Right to Live More Sustainably in Each Room of Your Home
- By: Morgan Seymour
- Narrated by: Lauren Garvin
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Many people don’t believe their own actions can make a difference when it comes to the health of our planet. The truth is that our daily thoughts, choices, actions, and habits are immensely powerful—especially when multiplied by millions of people. In this book, you’ll discover the actions you can take on the individual and household level that will help you become a part of the overall solution to help our planet.
-
-
Zero Waste at it's finest!
- By PAL on 03-04-24
By: Morgan Seymour
-
Life Skills for Teens
- Learn to Prepare for Your First Job, Cook a Great Meal, Thrive in College, Manage Your Money, Communicate Flawlessly, Plus Much More
- By: Kyla Miller
- Narrated by: Sonia Kallen
- Length: 4 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Whether you’re located in the US, the UK, or anywhere in the world, this guide will help your teen navigate the complexities and challenges of the great big world.
-
-
Life Skills for Teens
- By Beverly on 10-20-24
By: Kyla Miller
-
Food Preservation for Preppers
- How to Master Canning, Dehydrating & Freezing with 99 Simple Tips to Prep for the Future
- By: C.B. Revell
- Narrated by: Genny Layne
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In Preserving the Harvest for Preppers, you’ll find everything you need to take your gardening skills to the next level and have a bountiful harvest all year round.
-
-
Great book
- By Chris on 03-10-24
By: C.B. Revell
-
Declutter
- How to Declutter Your Mind and Your Home to Improve Your Life
- By: Michael Jeff Andersson
- Narrated by: Derik Hendrickson
- Length: 3 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
What do you think when you hear the word "declutter" and what does it really mean? It is not about living frugally. It means becoming aware that less is better, because it allows you to acquire more freedom, more money, more space, and more awareness of what you buy and consume. It doesn't just work for things; you can apply decluttering to any part of your life, whether it's the mess in your home, your finances, your brain, your relationships, or even your work.
-
-
reader sounds like a robot
- By Amazon Customer on 01-15-21
-
Prepper’s Water Purification Survival Bible
- How to Find, Harvest, Filter, Purify, and Store Water Off the Grid
- By: Johnathan Nash
- Narrated by: Bill Ayers
- Length: 3 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Water is the most fundamental of survival needs. While many communities around the world are used to struggling with water shortages, many of us have no clue what we would do in this sort of situation.
-
-
Comprehensive and Practical
- By Bobby Jane on 09-22-23
By: Johnathan Nash
-
Positive Life Skills for Teens
- No More Stinky Socks and Smelly Armpits, How to Deal with a Rollercoaster of Emotions, Learn Social Skills & Get Good with Money
- By: Rebecca Collins
- Narrated by: Joanna Lee
- Length: 3 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Are you fed up with parents nagging you about the mess in your bedroom? Are you sick and tired of being reminded that your feet smell and your armpits pong? Does it bug you when they keep telling you to have a shower or get off your phone? If you are going through those frustrating teenage years, this audiobook is all you need. Having to deal with so much pressure, anxiety, and stress can often feel overwhelming and no one seems to have the answers that you are looking for.
-
-
MARVELOUS INFORMATION FOR EVERY TEEN!
- By Pat Gatz on 02-27-22
By: Rebecca Collins
-
Give a Sh*t
- Do Good. Live Better. Save the Planet.
- By: Ashlee Piper
- Narrated by: Ashlee Piper
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Give a Sh*t is the first eco-friendly handbook of its kind for these dire times when the Earth needs us most. Distilling the most crucial knowledge and advice from your favorite sustainable lifestyle brand, vegan cookbook, and eco-friendly beauty guide, Give a Sh*t guides you through small-but-impactful shifts you can make. With eco-lifestyle expert Ashlee Piper's succinct, no-nonsense advice, it's never been easier to live more thoughtfully and true to your values, get healthier, and give a shit about the planet.
-
-
WOW what a book
- By Mariska on 10-15-19
By: Ashlee Piper
-
Plastic-Free
- How I Kicked the Plastic Habit and How You Can Too
- By: Beth Terry
- Narrated by: Beth Terry
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Like many people, Beth Terry didn't think an individual could have much impact on the environment. But while laid up after surgery, she read an article about the staggering amount of plastic polluting the oceans and decided then and there to kick her plastic habit. Now she wants to teach you how you can too.
-
-
Great book!
- By JJ on 07-04-18
By: Beth Terry
-
Sink Reflections
- Overwhelmed? Disorganized? Living in Chaos? Discover the Secrets That Have Changed the Lives of More than Half a Million Families
- By: Marla Cilley
- Narrated by: Nan McNamara
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
With her special blend of housecleaning tips, humor, and musings about daily life, Marla Cilley, a.k.a. "The FlyLady", shows you how to manage clutter and chaos and get your home - and your life - in order. Drawn from the lessons and tools used in her popular mentoring program, the FlyLady system helps you create doable housekeeping routines and break down overwhelming chores into manageable missions that will restore peace to your home - and your psyche.
-
-
Fly lady is a life saver!
- By Sheli on 05-14-21
By: Marla Cilley
-
Natural Soap Making for Beginners
- The Ultimate Beginners Guide with Techniques for Making Natural Soap in Your Home
- By: Wendy Lawder
- Narrated by: Courtney Lucien, Isabella Cianfarra
- Length: 4 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Begin making all-natural homemade soap with the help of this ultimate guide! In this ultimate guide, you’ll find a detailed exploration of how you can get started with soap making. Covering everything from the basic techniques and equipment to advanced strategies and a list of ingredients, this audiobook offers practical and step-by-step solutions for making all-natural soap the easy way! So if you’re looking for practical, easy and fun ways to begin making your very own all-natural soap, then this is the audiobook for you!
By: Wendy Lawder
-
Tiny House: Beginner's Guide to Minimalist Living
- Building Your Small Home Guide
- By: Carson Wyatt
- Narrated by: Matyas J.
- Length: 1 hr and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In this Tiny House: A Beginner's Guide to Minimalist Living, Building Your Small Home Guide, you'll learn all that you need to know about minimalist living and the tiny house movement. You'll find out how to get started on building your tiny home, frequently asked questions, and even whether or not you should hire a professional to build your tiny home. Tiny House: A Beginner's Guide to Minimalist Living, Building Your Small Home Guide will provide valuable resources on what supplies you'll need, where to buy tiny home kits, and where to find free tiny house plans. With helpful suggestions about how to get started and what material options you have, this guide will teach you everything you need to know to get started building your tiny home within your budget today.
-
-
Tiny house
- By ZOE R on 11-30-17
By: Carson Wyatt
-
D.I.Y. Home Improvement Manual
- Master Basic D.I.Y. Projects
- By: Jackson Bennett
- Narrated by: KC Wayman
- Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
All homes need regular maintenance, and not knowing how to deal with these situations yourself means that it can all quickly become stressful - and very costly. But it doesn't have to be this way. All you need is this easy-to-understand, actionable manual, and you will be able to quickly and effortlessly get through that list of tasks - even if you have zero experience! And it’s going to be more gratifying than you could ever imagine. And saving all the money you would have otherwise spent on getting someone else to fix it doesn’t hurt, either.
-
-
Best Manuel for DIY's
- By Anonymous User on 11-15-23
By: Jackson Bennett
-
A Monk's Guide to a Clean House and Mind
- By: Shoukei Matsumoto
- Narrated by: P.J. Ochlan
- Length: 2 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
For Buddhist monks, cleaning well is a cardinal skill and, in A Monk's Guide to a Clean House and Mind, listeners will discover their never-before-shared cleaning pro tips. From cleaning up everything from your kitchen sink, toilet, and that pile of unidentified stuff in the corner of your garage to your mind, body, and spirit, this book will guide you in creating a home environment that will calm your thoughts and nourish your soul.
-
-
Changed the way I clean
- By Amazon Customer on 12-27-18
Critic reviews
"Pateras, who dispenses housekeeping tips on TikTok, makes chores enjoyable in her bawdy debut. . . . The plentiful tips are often surprising. . . . Other ‘hacks’ are simple yet clever. . . . Throughout, Pateras’s ribald humor animates the advice (‘I love balls . . . in my dryer,’ she writes on preferring dryer balls to dryer sheets). Doing laundry has never sounded so fun."—Publishers Weekly
Related to this topic
-
The Let Them Theory
- A Life-Changing Tool That Millions of People Can’t Stop Talking About
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In her latest groundbreaking book, The Let Them Theory, Mel Robbins—New York Times bestselling author and one of the world's most respected experts on motivation, confidence, and mindset—teaches you how to stop wasting energy on what you can't control and start focusing on what truly matters: YOU. Your happiness. Your goals. Your life.
-
-
“…Grant me the serenity…”
- By Rachel Cornell on 12-25-24
By: Mel Robbins
-
The 5 Second Rule
- Transform your Life, Work, and Confidence with Everyday Courage
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
How to enrich your life and destroy doubt in five seconds. Throughout your life, you've had parents, coaches, teachers, friends, and mentors who have pushed you to be better than your excuses and bigger than your fears. What if the secret to having the confidence and courage to enrich your life and work is simply knowing how to push yourself?
-
-
I turned it off after an hour.
- By Zac on 04-08-17
By: Mel Robbins
-
Can't Hurt Me
- Master Your Mind and Defy the Odds
- By: David Goggins
- Narrated by: David Goggins, Adam Skolnick
- Length: 13 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
For David Goggins, childhood was a nightmare--poverty, prejudice, and physical abuse colored his days and haunted his nights. But through self-discipline, mental toughness, and hard work, Goggins transformed himself from a depressed, overweight young man with no future into a US Armed Forces icon and one of the world's top endurance athletes. The only man in history to complete elite training as a Navy SEAL, Army Ranger, and Air Force tactical air controller, he went on to set records in numerous endurance events.
-
-
Opting for the book instead
- By S David on 12-24-18
By: David Goggins
-
Self Help
- This Is Your Chance to Change Your Life
- By: Gabrielle Bernstein, Richard C. Schwartz - foreword
- Narrated by: Gabrielle Bernstein, Richard C. Schwartz - foreword
- Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Are you ready to unlock the greatest resource of your life? Gabby Bernstein has written the ultimate self-help guide, offering a revolutionary practice to radically shift your core beliefs and connect you to an infallible inner guidance system: the energy of Self within you. In this groundbreaking book, Gabby demystifies the power of Internal Family Systems (IFS) Therapy, taking its life-changing teachings out of the therapist’s office and into your everyday life.
-
-
Not helpful like her other books
- By AJK on 01-10-25
By: Gabrielle Bernstein, and others
-
The Art of War
- By: Sun Tzu
- Narrated by: Aidan Gillen
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The 13 chapters of The Art of War, each devoted to one aspect of warfare, were compiled by the high-ranking Chinese military general, strategist, and philosopher Sun-Tzu. In spite of its battlefield specificity, The Art of War has found new life in the modern age, with leaders in fields as wide and far-reaching as world politics, human psychology, and corporate strategy finding valuable insight in its timeworn words.
-
-
The actual book The Art of War, not a commentary
- By Nemo71 on 12-31-19
By: Sun Tzu
-
You Will Not Recognize Your Life
- By: Micaela Blei
- Narrated by: Micaela Blei
- Length: 2 hrs and 48 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It’s 2006. After a string of rejections from men who tell her they could never, ever, ever see her “that way,” awkward third-grade teacher Micaela Blei signs up for a mysterious course called “The Divine Feminine,” and feels like she might have found the key to the perfect life. Turns out if you’re an A student, you can get an A in anything–including men. Pretty soon she’s learning to "conjure" her desires with vision boards, flirtations, and even a daring jumbotron viewing party for her, ahem ... "divine center."
-
-
This is about real life.
- By Justin Ortgies on 12-14-24
By: Micaela Blei
-
The Let Them Theory
- A Life-Changing Tool That Millions of People Can’t Stop Talking About
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In her latest groundbreaking book, The Let Them Theory, Mel Robbins—New York Times bestselling author and one of the world's most respected experts on motivation, confidence, and mindset—teaches you how to stop wasting energy on what you can't control and start focusing on what truly matters: YOU. Your happiness. Your goals. Your life.
-
-
“…Grant me the serenity…”
- By Rachel Cornell on 12-25-24
By: Mel Robbins
-
The 5 Second Rule
- Transform your Life, Work, and Confidence with Everyday Courage
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
How to enrich your life and destroy doubt in five seconds. Throughout your life, you've had parents, coaches, teachers, friends, and mentors who have pushed you to be better than your excuses and bigger than your fears. What if the secret to having the confidence and courage to enrich your life and work is simply knowing how to push yourself?
-
-
I turned it off after an hour.
- By Zac on 04-08-17
By: Mel Robbins
-
Can't Hurt Me
- Master Your Mind and Defy the Odds
- By: David Goggins
- Narrated by: David Goggins, Adam Skolnick
- Length: 13 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
For David Goggins, childhood was a nightmare--poverty, prejudice, and physical abuse colored his days and haunted his nights. But through self-discipline, mental toughness, and hard work, Goggins transformed himself from a depressed, overweight young man with no future into a US Armed Forces icon and one of the world's top endurance athletes. The only man in history to complete elite training as a Navy SEAL, Army Ranger, and Air Force tactical air controller, he went on to set records in numerous endurance events.
-
-
Opting for the book instead
- By S David on 12-24-18
By: David Goggins
-
Self Help
- This Is Your Chance to Change Your Life
- By: Gabrielle Bernstein, Richard C. Schwartz - foreword
- Narrated by: Gabrielle Bernstein, Richard C. Schwartz - foreword
- Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Are you ready to unlock the greatest resource of your life? Gabby Bernstein has written the ultimate self-help guide, offering a revolutionary practice to radically shift your core beliefs and connect you to an infallible inner guidance system: the energy of Self within you. In this groundbreaking book, Gabby demystifies the power of Internal Family Systems (IFS) Therapy, taking its life-changing teachings out of the therapist’s office and into your everyday life.
-
-
Not helpful like her other books
- By AJK on 01-10-25
By: Gabrielle Bernstein, and others
-
The Art of War
- By: Sun Tzu
- Narrated by: Aidan Gillen
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The 13 chapters of The Art of War, each devoted to one aspect of warfare, were compiled by the high-ranking Chinese military general, strategist, and philosopher Sun-Tzu. In spite of its battlefield specificity, The Art of War has found new life in the modern age, with leaders in fields as wide and far-reaching as world politics, human psychology, and corporate strategy finding valuable insight in its timeworn words.
-
-
The actual book The Art of War, not a commentary
- By Nemo71 on 12-31-19
By: Sun Tzu
-
You Will Not Recognize Your Life
- By: Micaela Blei
- Narrated by: Micaela Blei
- Length: 2 hrs and 48 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It’s 2006. After a string of rejections from men who tell her they could never, ever, ever see her “that way,” awkward third-grade teacher Micaela Blei signs up for a mysterious course called “The Divine Feminine,” and feels like she might have found the key to the perfect life. Turns out if you’re an A student, you can get an A in anything–including men. Pretty soon she’s learning to "conjure" her desires with vision boards, flirtations, and even a daring jumbotron viewing party for her, ahem ... "divine center."
-
-
This is about real life.
- By Justin Ortgies on 12-14-24
By: Micaela Blei
-
Take Control of Your Life
- How to Silence Fear and Win the Mental Game
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Mel Robbins is back! The international bestselling phenomenon and creator of The Five Second Rule and Kick Ass with Mel Robbins returns to help you tackle the single biggest obstacle you face: fear. This life-changing Audible Original features a powerful mix of one-on-one life-coaching sessions and a personal narrative with vital take-aways that you can start using immediately.
-
-
Stop living in fear
- By Nike7 on 02-08-19
By: Mel Robbins
-
The 6 Habits of Growth
- By: Brendon Burchard
- Narrated by: Brendon Burchard
- Length: 5 hrs and 4 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The world’s leading high-performance coach and multiple New York Times best-selling author Brendon Burchard delivers the six habits of personal growth that will help you create the life of your dreams. Forged from Brendon Burchard’s personal experiences, data from his GrowthDay app, and his many years as a high-performance coach, The 6 Habits of Growth presents the tools you need to construct the life of your dreams.
-
-
Don’t bother
- By B. Sharpe on 10-30-22
By: Brendon Burchard
-
F*ck Him!
- Nice Girls Always Finish Single
- By: Brian Keephimattracted, Brian Nox
- Narrated by: Jerod McBrayer
- Length: 2 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The MANipulator manual. Keep your man interested and begging for more without playing games. So many women get in trouble in their love lives, and 99.9 percent of that trouble could have been avoided if they'd said "Well, f**k him!" a bit more often. Too many women are way too nice and compliant to their men, especially when these men don't deserve that kind of treatment. I, as a dating coach and author of books for women who want to get men, cannot take it anymore.
-
-
...
- By Emma R. on 02-01-18
By: Brian Keephimattracted, and others
-
12 Months to $1 Million
- How to Pick a Winning Product, Build a Real Business, and Become a Seven-Figure Entrepreneur
- By: Ryan Daniel Moran
- Narrated by: Ryan Daniel Moran
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
By cutting out the noise and providing a clear and proven plan, this road map helps even brand-new entrepreneurs make decisions quickly, get their product up for sale, and launch it to a crowd that is ready and waiting to buy. This one-year plan will guide you through the three stages to your first $1 million: the Grind (months 0-4), the Growth (months 5-8), and the Gold (months 9-12). If your goal is to be a full-time entrepreneur, get ready for one chaotic, stressful, and rewarding year. If you have the guts to complete it, you will be the proud owner of a million-dollar business.
-
-
Good, but a Little Misleading
- By Chris Love on 11-28-20
-
The Daily Stoic
- 366 Meditations on Wisdom, Perseverance, and the Art of Living
- By: Ryan Holiday, Stephen Hanselman
- Narrated by: Brian Holsopple
- Length: 10 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Why have history's greatest minds - from George Washington to Frederick the Great to Ralph Waldo Emerson along with today's top performers, from Super Bowl-winning football coaches to CEOs and celebrities - embraced the wisdom of the ancient Stoics? Because they realize that the most valuable wisdom is timeless and that philosophy is for living a better life, not a classroom exercise. The Daily Stoic offers a daily devotional of Stoic insights and exercises, featuring all-new translations.
-
-
Not well made as audio
- By Andreas on 12-27-16
By: Ryan Holiday, and others
-
How to Train Your Mind
- Exploring the Productivity Benefits of Meditation
- By: Chris Bailey
- Narrated by: Chris Bailey
- Length: 3 hrs and 18 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Meditation makes you more productive because it lets you earn back time. For each minute you spend meditating, you'll earn around nine minutes back, as Chris Bailey - author of The Productivity Project and Hyperfocus - will show in this candid and counter-intuitive guide to the productivity benefits of meditation.
-
-
Started Listening By Accident
- By T.D.Willis on 01-17-21
By: Chris Bailey
-
Maybe You Should Talk to Someone
- A Therapist, HER Therapist, and Our Lives Revealed
- By: Lori Gottlieb
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 14 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
One day, Lori Gottlieb is a therapist who helps patients in her Los Angeles practice. The next, a crisis causes her world to come crashing down. Enter Wendell, the quirky but seasoned therapist in whose office she suddenly lands. With his balding head, cardigan, and khakis, he seems to have come straight from Therapist Central Casting. Yet he will turn out to be anything but.
-
-
It was like a hallmark movie being waterboarded into my ears for 15 hours
- By Amazon Customer on 10-01-19
By: Lori Gottlieb
-
Deep Sleep Hypnosis: Fall Asleep Instantly and Sleep Well
- By: Jasmine Harris
- Narrated by: Allison Mason
- Length: 2 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A lack of quality sleep can hinder your alertness and quality of life while awake, as anyone with sleeping issues already knows. Suffering through sleepless nights does not have to be your reality. Instead you can fall asleep fast and get quality sleep tonight and every night. Hypnosis has been used for centuries to cure many ailments, including the inability to get better sleep. You can help yourself improve the quality of your life with hypnotherapy.
-
-
put me right to sleep
- By Cassandra on 05-08-17
By: Jasmine Harris
-
How to Say It: Words That Make a Difference
- By: Allison Friederichs Atkison, The Great Courses
- Narrated by: Allison Friederichs Atkison
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Words. We use them all the time, every day, mostly without giving them much thought at all. We take for granted that they’re here at our disposal whenever we need them. But if you’ve ever wished you could communicate more effectively, words are the place to start. It’s incumbent upon you to choose the best words to accomplish your goals, because how you choose to communicate influences—well, everything! The power of communication shapes our professional goals, our relationships, and our lives—so the words we choose to use carry a great deal of power.
-
-
Meh. Glad I didn't pay for it.
- By Paula on 07-23-22
By: Allison Friederichs Atkison, and others
-
Models
- Attract Women Through Honesty
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Austin Rising
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Models is the first book ever written on seduction as an emotional process rather than a logical one, a process of connecting with women rather than impressing them. It's the most mature and honest guide on how a man can attract women without faking behavior, without lying and without emulating others. A game-changer.
-
-
The content is great but the reader is awful
- By Mark Speener on 06-24-14
By: Mark Manson
-
Declutter Your Home and Simplify Your Life
- By: Sophie Largen, The Great Courses
- Narrated by: Sophie Largen
- Length: 1 hr and 17 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sophie Largen has made it her passion project to help motivate and encourage others by providing tips for efficient cleaning, organizing, and productivity. This practical guide will walk you through decluttering your spaces step by step. It will help you work through common pitfalls, and it will provide you with a plan for success for achieving a simplified—and more joyous—life.
-
-
Not Realistic but It has Some Good Ideas
- By Gilbert M. Stack on 01-05-23
By: Sophie Largen, and others
-
21 Days to Believe in Yourself
- By: Michelle Poler
- Narrated by: Michelle Poler
- Length: 1 hr and 31 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
21 Days to Believe In Yourself creates a space for people to take a look inside and, little by little, dare to bring what they find to the surface. By asking the right questions, the audience will get in touch with their most authentic selves and from a place of self-acceptance, fully own who they really are.
-
-
Motivating!
- By Nikki Marie on 01-02-25
By: Michelle Poler
People who viewed this also viewed...
-
House Love
- A Joyful Guide to Cleaning, Organizing, and Loving the Home You’re In
- By: Patric Richardson, Karin Miller
- Narrated by: Patric Richardson
- Length: 7 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Patric Richardson is known as “The Laundry Evangelist,” but his genuine love for household chores extends far beyond the laundry room. His philosophy is simple: tidying up is a privilege and a task you do for those you love (including yourself), and there are a million ways to infuse joy into the everyday tasks behind maintaining a home.
-
-
Love all of the ideas
- By Erin on 04-03-24
By: Patric Richardson, and others
-
Organizing for the Rest of Us
- 100 Realistic Strategies to Keep Any House Under Control
- By: Dana K. White
- Narrated by: Dana K. White
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
So you want to keep your kitchen counter clean but you aren't ready to toss the toaster? You want to be able to find your kids' socks but aren't looking to spend your 401(k) on clear bins? You long for a little more peace but minimalism isn't sparking joy? Discover 100 practical, do-able tips to organize, declutter and manage your home.
-
-
Helpful book for cleaning and organizing your home in a simple way
- By Angie D. on 01-11-22
By: Dana K. White
-
The Paper Solution
- What to Shred, What to Save, and How to Stop It from Taking Over Your Life
- By: Lisa Woodruff
- Narrated by: Lisa Woodruff
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Americans are drowning in paper. We keep stacks of it on the kitchen counter, stash it in drawers, and store file cabinets full of documents that we never even look at. Studies show that fully 85 percent of the paper in our lives can be tossed - but which 85 percent? And how do we organize and manage the 15 percent that remains? With The Paper Solution, founder of Organize365 Lisa Woodruff delivers a proven, step-by-step guide for what to shred, what to save, and how to sort what's left behind.
-
-
Worth it! Simple but Structured.
- By Diane on 08-31-20
By: Lisa Woodruff
-
Mechanic Shop Femme’s Guide to Car Ownership
- Uncomplicating Cars for All of Us
- By: Chaya M. Milchtein
- Narrated by: Tanis Parenteau, Chaya M. Milchtein
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When did you last listen to a book about cars? Typically written for men, particularly automotive enthusiasts and mechanics, these books rarely appeal to the everyday car owner. Mechanic Shop Femme’s Guide to Car Ownership is different. Automotive educator, journalist, and social media influencer Chaya M. Milchtein is a queer woman who has spent the last decade deeply entrenched in the automotive industry.
-
-
An engaging and really helpful guide.
- By Amazon Customer on 05-11-24
-
Simply Clean
- The Proven Method for Keeping Your Home Organized, Clean, and Beautiful in Just 10 Minutes a Day
- By: Becky Rapinchuk
- Narrated by: Madeleine Maby
- Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
From the cleaning and home-keeping expert and creator of the wildly popular Clean Mama blog comes a simple and accessible cleaning guide with a proven step-by-step schedule for tidying a home in just 10 minutes a day.
-
-
Systematic—but way more than "10 minutes a day"
- By Natasha Smith on 08-06-18
By: Becky Rapinchuk
-
100 Simple Things You Can Do to Prevent Alzheimer's
- By: Jean Carper
- Narrated by: Susanna Burney
- Length: 3 hrs and 56 mins
- Abridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After best-selling author Jean Carper discovered that she had the major susceptibility gene for Alzheimer's, she was determined to find all the latest scientific evidence on how to escape it. She discovered 100 surprisingly simple, scientifically tested ways to radically cut the odds of Alzheimer's, memory decline, and other forms of dementia.
-
-
Will the real cause please stand up
- By Amazon Customer on 12-19-10
By: Jean Carper
-
House Love
- A Joyful Guide to Cleaning, Organizing, and Loving the Home You’re In
- By: Patric Richardson, Karin Miller
- Narrated by: Patric Richardson
- Length: 7 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Patric Richardson is known as “The Laundry Evangelist,” but his genuine love for household chores extends far beyond the laundry room. His philosophy is simple: tidying up is a privilege and a task you do for those you love (including yourself), and there are a million ways to infuse joy into the everyday tasks behind maintaining a home.
-
-
Love all of the ideas
- By Erin on 04-03-24
By: Patric Richardson, and others
-
Organizing for the Rest of Us
- 100 Realistic Strategies to Keep Any House Under Control
- By: Dana K. White
- Narrated by: Dana K. White
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
So you want to keep your kitchen counter clean but you aren't ready to toss the toaster? You want to be able to find your kids' socks but aren't looking to spend your 401(k) on clear bins? You long for a little more peace but minimalism isn't sparking joy? Discover 100 practical, do-able tips to organize, declutter and manage your home.
-
-
Helpful book for cleaning and organizing your home in a simple way
- By Angie D. on 01-11-22
By: Dana K. White
-
The Paper Solution
- What to Shred, What to Save, and How to Stop It from Taking Over Your Life
- By: Lisa Woodruff
- Narrated by: Lisa Woodruff
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Americans are drowning in paper. We keep stacks of it on the kitchen counter, stash it in drawers, and store file cabinets full of documents that we never even look at. Studies show that fully 85 percent of the paper in our lives can be tossed - but which 85 percent? And how do we organize and manage the 15 percent that remains? With The Paper Solution, founder of Organize365 Lisa Woodruff delivers a proven, step-by-step guide for what to shred, what to save, and how to sort what's left behind.
-
-
Worth it! Simple but Structured.
- By Diane on 08-31-20
By: Lisa Woodruff
-
Mechanic Shop Femme’s Guide to Car Ownership
- Uncomplicating Cars for All of Us
- By: Chaya M. Milchtein
- Narrated by: Tanis Parenteau, Chaya M. Milchtein
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When did you last listen to a book about cars? Typically written for men, particularly automotive enthusiasts and mechanics, these books rarely appeal to the everyday car owner. Mechanic Shop Femme’s Guide to Car Ownership is different. Automotive educator, journalist, and social media influencer Chaya M. Milchtein is a queer woman who has spent the last decade deeply entrenched in the automotive industry.
-
-
An engaging and really helpful guide.
- By Amazon Customer on 05-11-24
-
Simply Clean
- The Proven Method for Keeping Your Home Organized, Clean, and Beautiful in Just 10 Minutes a Day
- By: Becky Rapinchuk
- Narrated by: Madeleine Maby
- Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
From the cleaning and home-keeping expert and creator of the wildly popular Clean Mama blog comes a simple and accessible cleaning guide with a proven step-by-step schedule for tidying a home in just 10 minutes a day.
-
-
Systematic—but way more than "10 minutes a day"
- By Natasha Smith on 08-06-18
By: Becky Rapinchuk
-
100 Simple Things You Can Do to Prevent Alzheimer's
- By: Jean Carper
- Narrated by: Susanna Burney
- Length: 3 hrs and 56 mins
- Abridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After best-selling author Jean Carper discovered that she had the major susceptibility gene for Alzheimer's, she was determined to find all the latest scientific evidence on how to escape it. She discovered 100 surprisingly simple, scientifically tested ways to radically cut the odds of Alzheimer's, memory decline, and other forms of dementia.
-
-
Will the real cause please stand up
- By Amazon Customer on 12-19-10
By: Jean Carper
-
Clean Your House Like a Pro
- Proven Methods to Keep Your Home Organized, Deep Clean All Your Rooms & Tidy Up Your House
- By: Grace Burke
- Narrated by: Patrice O'Neill
- Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Clean Your House Like a Pro is for anyone who dreams of a clean, purposeful home and has found one roadblock after another trying to get to that point. This book is here to take the burdens of housekeeping off you and help you grow to appreciate the routine of cleaning. It takes the guesswork out of the effectiveness of different cleaning products by providing its own set of test results. It gathers the massive bulk of cleaning tasks and breaks them down in a way that returns your weekends to you.
-
-
should not be a audiobook.
- By Tamera Cornwall on 09-09-20
By: Grace Burke
-
D.I.Y. Home Improvement Manual
- Master Basic D.I.Y. Projects
- By: Jackson Bennett
- Narrated by: KC Wayman
- Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
All homes need regular maintenance, and not knowing how to deal with these situations yourself means that it can all quickly become stressful - and very costly. But it doesn't have to be this way. All you need is this easy-to-understand, actionable manual, and you will be able to quickly and effortlessly get through that list of tasks - even if you have zero experience! And it’s going to be more gratifying than you could ever imagine. And saving all the money you would have otherwise spent on getting someone else to fix it doesn’t hurt, either.
-
-
Best Manuel for DIY's
- By Anonymous User on 11-15-23
By: Jackson Bennett
-
Introvert Power
- Why Your Inner Life Is Your Hidden Strength
- By: Laurie Helgoe PhD
- Narrated by: Susan Boyce
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It's no wonder that introversion is making headlines - half of all Americans are introverts. But if that describes you, are you making the most of your inner strength? In this book, psychologist and introvert Laurie Helgoe, PhD, unveils the genius of introversion. Introverts gain energy and power through reflection and solitude. Our culture, however, is geared toward the extrovert. The pressure to get out there and get happier can lead people to think that an inward orientation is a problem instead of an opportunity.
-
-
Wrong voice to narrate this book
- By reviewer on 09-11-17
-
How to Keep House While Drowning
- A Gentle Approach to Cleaning and Organizing
- By: KC Davis LPC
- Narrated by: KC Davis LPC, Dr. Raquel Martin
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
If you’re struggling to stay on top of your to-do list, you probably have a good reason: anxiety, fatigue, depression, ADHD, or lack of support. For therapist KC Davis, the birth of her second child triggered a stress-mess cycle. The more behind she felt, the less motivated she was to start. She didn’t fold a single piece of laundry for seven months. One life-changing realization restored her sanity—and the functionality of her home: You don’t work for your home; your home works for you.
-
-
Pleasantly surprised
- By Kathy Moberly on 06-05-22
By: KC Davis LPC
-
He/She/They
- How We Talk About Gender and Why It Matters
- By: Schuyler Bailar
- Narrated by: Schuyler Bailar
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Anti-transgender legislation is being introduced in state governments around the United States in record-breaking numbers. Trans people are under attack in sports, healthcare, school curriculum, bathrooms, bars, and nearly every walk of life. He/She/They compassionately addresses fundamental topics, from why being transgender is not a choice and why pronouns are important, to more complex issues including how gender-affirming healthcare can be lifesaving.
-
-
Perspective, educational, raw
- By Cade on 02-28-24
By: Schuyler Bailar
-
How to Manage Your Home Without Losing Your Mind
- Dealing with Your House's Dirty Little Secrets
- By: Dana K. White
- Narrated by: Dana K. White
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Do you experience heart palpitations at the sound of an unexpected doorbell? Do you stare in bewilderment at your messy home, wondering how in the world it got this way again? You’re not alone. But there is hope for you and your home. Managing your home isn’t an all-or-nothing approach, and Dana has broken down the most critical things that you'll need to do to keep up with the housework. With understanding, honesty, and her trademark humor, Dana shares her field-tested strategies.
-
-
Where is the pdf of the appendix????!!!
- By Karla Matthews on 07-03-18
By: Dana K. White
What listeners say about A Dirty Guide to a Clean Home
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- S. Hunt
- 04-12-24
So much insight
Great book for anyone interested in taking good care of themselves as well as the environment they surround themselves in.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Casey Higgins
- 08-25-24
Humorous and Helpful
Super helpful for keeping (a better) house, and plenty of little snickers and giggles along the way.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Heather
- 09-07-24
Couldn't get past the judgmental introduction
I'm not even kidding. I was so sad to start listening to the book only to hear so much judgment from someone I really liked prior to this.
The author is talking about those cheesy signs people have in their homes, and starts talking sh!t about the one that says "Please excuse the mess, we're making memories." She says "I hate that sign. It's the worst quote ever. 'Please excuse the mess, we're making memories?' No you're not, at least not good ones. You're living in chaos and those are the memories you're making. I hate the idea that you can't be making memories while also keeping a neat home."
I quit listening right there. I hate the idea that anything other than her definition of neat and tidy is considered by her to be "chaos." I've followed this writer for a few years now, and I was SHOCKED at how judgmental that is. For every child she claims is living in "chaos," there are kids who are living in "neat" homes and the parents are more obsessed with keeping things clean than being there for their kid. That doesn't mean I think that everyone who keeps a neat home is that way.
Someone living in a home that isn't perfectly neat and clean every second isn't "chaos" and I'm sad that this author decided to start her book this way.
I'm really sad that this is how she decided to start her book. So judgmental and just flat inaccurate.
Melissa, people can have a little bit of mess and not have it be "chaos" and creating "bad memories."
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!