
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
The McVentures of Me, Morgan McFactoid
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Brian Hatch
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Mark S. Waxman
About this listen
Morgan (McFactoid) McCracken spews random (but fascinating) facts whenever he gets flustered. As if that's not enough to warrant getting picked on, Morgan actually has to shave! And that's too much for Brad Buckholtz, a witless bully who constantly beats up Morgan.
As an aspiring inventor, Morgan figures if he can just come up with a product that will stop his facial hair from growing, then Buckholtz will no longer have a reason to pummel him. Besides, eliminating the need to shave will save people time, energy, and money as well as making Morgan wealthy enough to pay off his family's debts and save them from losing their house. With the help of Robin, the beautiful girl who lives next door, as well as an extremely inventive talking parrot, Morgan stumbles upon something potentially much more lucrative - a hair-growing formula. And the bald world literally beats a path to his door.
Overnight, Morgan becomes an international celebrity, entertaining absurdly lavish offers from cosmetics companies. Suddenly everyone wants to be his friend, including Brad Buckholtz. Everyone except the one person he cares about - Robin. She doesn't think there is anything wrong with either having whiskers or being bald. In fact she has always wondered whether people liked her for who she was on the inside or what she looked like on the outside. She would never respect, and she will definitely not support, someone who sells his soul to superficiality.
After escaping formula snatchers and kidnappers, with the insights gained from some well-timed bird poop and one very smart girl, Morgan makes his choice between fame and fortune and his heart's desire.
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- MamaMia
- 11-23-20
Best ever
BEST EVER HIGHLY RECOMMENDED PLZ READ TO FINISH FOR BIG TWIST. VERY GOOD TO PUT YOU TO SLEEP
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- Klumpoftpd
- 02-12-21
pretty good
i loved the depth of the narrative. it was one of the best shorter stories i've ever listened to
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- Garry
- 08-10-16
What a Delight
Mark Waxman has written a delightful book. I smiled all the way through.
I thought I got it for my kids. Little did I know, I got it for myself.
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- roseanna banana
- 02-01-21
good book
I really liked this book. It had really interesting characters and good humor along with a good story.
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- perfectionist 47
- 11-25-20
Laughed out loud ! Fun story.
What a great book. Really enjoyed it and the message was really nice. The narrator was perfect for this book.
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- @Mosaicgemini
- 11-02-22
I loved it!
Such a good book I wish this was a series but it is not I hope there will be a series
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- Zach Buss
- 04-28-23
Love
You guys should read more books I love it I give it a 1 billion review
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- abosakova
- 03-02-25
Great Road-trip book
Good book and many laughs. We enjoyed it as a family. My son is picky with his books but he enjoyed this one.
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- Travis Liljenquist
- 05-03-21
Wrong moral
Moral of the story, if you have a crush on a girl, you'll be happier doing what they want. If you don't, they won't be your friend. I think the author was aiming for something different, but they failed miserably.
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