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Al Miller is a self-proclaimed nobody, a used-car salesman with a lot full of junkers. His elderly landlord, Jim Fergessen, has decided to retire and has just cashed in on his property, which includes the lot that Al rents next to Fergessen's garage.
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Pointless book
- By Randall on 12-10-16
By: Philip K. Dick
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The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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This novel, Dick said, is about Leo Runcible, "a brilliant, civic minded liberal Jew living in a rural WASP town in Marin County, California." Runcible, a real estate agent involved in a local battle with a neighbor, finds what look like Neanderthal bones in Marin and dreams of rising real estate prices because of the publicity. But it turns out that the remains are more recent, the result of an environmental problem polluting the local water supply.
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PKD's best story prior to "Castle"
- By Brad on 04-12-17
By: Philip K. Dick
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The Broken Bubble
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 8 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Set in San Francisco in 1956, The Broken Bubble traces the ups and downs and ins and outs of four characters who are not quite sure of the lives they’re living. Jim Briskin, local radio DJ, his ex-wife Pat, the young married couple Art and Rachel Emmanual – all are acutely observed and sympathetically portrayed. Briskin is suspended from his job for refusing to read a particularly repellant ad, while Art foolishly gets mixed up in a group of absurd would-be revolutionaries. As they all get entangled and not quite disentangled with each other, it becomes apparent they are seeking only – in typical Dick fashion – to live more or less happily - if not ever after, then at least for a while. Modest as it may seem, it is an ambition very difficult to achieve.
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More than a wast of a credit
- By Randall on 01-10-15
By: Philip K. Dick
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Valis
- Valis, Book 1
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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What is VALIS? This question is at the heart of Philip K. Dick's groundbreaking novel, the first book in his defining trilogy. When a beam of pink light begins giving a schizophrenic man named Horselover Fat (who just might also be known as Philip K. Dick) visions of an alternate Earth where the Roman Empire still reigns, he must decide whether he is crazy or whether a godlike entity is showing him the true nature of the world.
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Life changing
- By Michael on 03-16-16
By: Philip K. Dick
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Counter-Clock World
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Patrick Lawlor
- Length: 7 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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In Counter-Clock World, time has begun moving backward. People greet each other with "goodbye", blow smoke into cigarettes, and rise from the dead. When one of those rising dead is the famous and powerful prophet Anarch Peak, a number of groups start a mad scramble to find him first - but their motives are not exactly benevolent, because Anarch Peak may just be worth more dead than alive, and these groups will do whatever they must to send him back to the grave.
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Our Man in the Graveyard
- By Darwin8u on 01-15-16
By: Philip K. Dick
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Voices from the Street
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 13 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Stuart Hadley is a young radio electronics salesman in early 1950s Oakland, California. He has what many would consider the ideal life: a nice house, a pretty wife, a decent job with prospects for advancement, but he still feels unfulfilled; something is missing from his life. Hadley is an angry young man - an artist, a dreamer, a screw-up. He tries to fill his void first with drinking and sex, and then with religious fanaticism, but nothing seems to be working, and it is driving him crazy.
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A very good book
- By H. Metz on 07-31-23
By: Philip K. Dick
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Mary and the Giant
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Kate Rudd
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Mary Anne Reynolds is young, vulnerable, and looking for love in Pacific Park, California. During her brief affairs with a middle-aged record shop owner and then a black blues singer, she seems to only succeed in offending the people living in the small-town of Pacific Park, both by her choice of lifestyle and choice of suitors.
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Pointless book
- By Randall on 12-10-16
By: Philip K. Dick
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The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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This novel, Dick said, is about Leo Runcible, "a brilliant, civic minded liberal Jew living in a rural WASP town in Marin County, California." Runcible, a real estate agent involved in a local battle with a neighbor, finds what look like Neanderthal bones in Marin and dreams of rising real estate prices because of the publicity. But it turns out that the remains are more recent, the result of an environmental problem polluting the local water supply.
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PKD's best story prior to "Castle"
- By Brad on 04-12-17
By: Philip K. Dick
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The Broken Bubble
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 8 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Set in San Francisco in 1956, The Broken Bubble traces the ups and downs and ins and outs of four characters who are not quite sure of the lives they’re living. Jim Briskin, local radio DJ, his ex-wife Pat, the young married couple Art and Rachel Emmanual – all are acutely observed and sympathetically portrayed. Briskin is suspended from his job for refusing to read a particularly repellant ad, while Art foolishly gets mixed up in a group of absurd would-be revolutionaries. As they all get entangled and not quite disentangled with each other, it becomes apparent they are seeking only – in typical Dick fashion – to live more or less happily - if not ever after, then at least for a while. Modest as it may seem, it is an ambition very difficult to achieve.
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More than a wast of a credit
- By Randall on 01-10-15
By: Philip K. Dick
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Valis
- Valis, Book 1
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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What is VALIS? This question is at the heart of Philip K. Dick's groundbreaking novel, the first book in his defining trilogy. When a beam of pink light begins giving a schizophrenic man named Horselover Fat (who just might also be known as Philip K. Dick) visions of an alternate Earth where the Roman Empire still reigns, he must decide whether he is crazy or whether a godlike entity is showing him the true nature of the world.
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Life changing
- By Michael on 03-16-16
By: Philip K. Dick
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Counter-Clock World
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Patrick Lawlor
- Length: 7 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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In Counter-Clock World, time has begun moving backward. People greet each other with "goodbye", blow smoke into cigarettes, and rise from the dead. When one of those rising dead is the famous and powerful prophet Anarch Peak, a number of groups start a mad scramble to find him first - but their motives are not exactly benevolent, because Anarch Peak may just be worth more dead than alive, and these groups will do whatever they must to send him back to the grave.
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Our Man in the Graveyard
- By Darwin8u on 01-15-16
By: Philip K. Dick
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Voices from the Street
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 13 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Stuart Hadley is a young radio electronics salesman in early 1950s Oakland, California. He has what many would consider the ideal life: a nice house, a pretty wife, a decent job with prospects for advancement, but he still feels unfulfilled; something is missing from his life. Hadley is an angry young man - an artist, a dreamer, a screw-up. He tries to fill his void first with drinking and sex, and then with religious fanaticism, but nothing seems to be working, and it is driving him crazy.
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A very good book
- By H. Metz on 07-31-23
By: Philip K. Dick
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Our Friends from Frolix 8
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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In Our Friends from Frolix 8, the world is run by an elite few. And what determines whether one is part of the elite isn’t wealth or privilege, but brains. As children, every citizen of Earth is tested; some are found to be super-smart New Men and some are Unusuals with various psychic powers. The vast majority are Undermen, performing menial jobs in an overpopulated world.
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Unhatched eggs sat on by a cosmic chicken
- By Darwin8u on 03-30-17
By: Philip K. Dick
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Vulcan's Hammer
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Mel Foster
- Length: 5 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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After the 20th century’s devastating series of wars, the world’s governments banded together into one globe-spanning entity, committed to peace at all costs. Ensuring that peace is the Vulcan supercomputer, responsible for all major decisions. But some people don’t like being taken out of the equation. And others resent the idea that the Vulcan is taking the place of God. As the world grows ever closer to all-out war, one functionary frantically tries to prevent it. But the Vulcan computer has its own plans....
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All Your Base Are Belong to Us!
- By Darwin8u on 02-08-16
By: Philip K. Dick
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In Milton Lumky Territory
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Milton Lumky territory is both an area of the western United States and a psychic terrain: the world and worldview of the traveling salesman. The story takes place in Boise, Idaho, with some extraordinary long-distance driving sequences in which our hero (young Bruce Stevens) drives from Boise to San Francisco, to Reno, to Pocatello, to Seattle, and back to Boise in search of a good deal on some wholesale typewriters.
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Better than I remember it
- By M.Biblioswine on 05-08-22
By: Philip K. Dick
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Puttering About in a Small Land
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden, Kate Rudd, Luke Daniels
- Length: 11 hrs
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When Roger and Virginia Lindhal enroll their son Gregg in Mrs. Alt's Los Padres Valley School in the mountains of Southern California, their marriage is already in deep trouble. Then the Lindhals meet Chic and Liz Bonner, whose two sons also board at Mrs. Alt's school. The meeting is a catalyst for a complicated series of emotions and traumas, set against the backdrop of suburban Los Angeles in the early fifties.
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Remarkable performance
- By M.Biblioswine on 04-26-22
By: Philip K. Dick
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Dr. Futurity
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 5 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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When Dr. Jim Parsons awakens after a car accident, he finds himself in a future populated almost entirely by the young. But for the young to keep running the world, death is fetishized, and those who survive to old age are put down. In such a world, Parsons - with his innate desire to save lives - is a criminal and an outcast. For one revolutionary group, however, he may be just the savior they need to heal and revive their cryogenically frozen leader.
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Time's Second Arrow
- By Darwin8u on 11-16-16
By: Philip K. Dick
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The Game-Players of Titan
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Christopher Lane
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
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Years ago, Earth and Titan fought a war and Earth lost. The planet was irradiated and most of the surviving population is sterile. The few survivors play an intricate and unending game called Bluff at the behest of the sluglike aliens who rule the planet. At stake in the game are two very important commodities: land and spouses. Pete Garden just lost his wife and Berkeley, California, but he has a plan to win them back. That is, if he isn’t derailed by aliens, psychic traitors, or his new wife.
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Game, set, match!
- By Darwin8u on 11-16-16
By: Philip K. Dick
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We Can Build You
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Dan John Miller
- Length: 8 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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In this lyrical and moving novel, Philip K. Dick intertwines the story of a toxic love affair with one about sentient robots, and unflinchingly views it all through the prism of mental illness - which spares neither human nor robot. The end result is one of Dick’s most quietly powerful works. When Louis Rosen’s electronic-organ company builds a pitch-perfect robotic replica of Abraham Lincoln, the firm is pulled into the orbit of a shady businessman, who is looking to use Lincoln for his own profit.
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Simulacra for me & simulacra for you.
- By Darwin8u on 01-15-16
By: Philip K. Dick
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The Man Who Japed
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Following a devastating nuclear war, the Moral Reclamation government took over the world and forced its citizens to live by strictly puritanical rules - no premarital sex, drunkenness, or displaying of neon signs - all of which are reinforced through a constant barrage of public messages. The chief purveyor of these messages is Alan Purcell, next in line to become head of the propaganda bureau. But there is just one problem: a statue of the government’s founder has been vandalized.
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If I can't dance to it, it's not my revolution
- By Darwin8u on 03-29-16
By: Philip K. Dick
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Eye in the Sky
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Dan John Miller
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
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When a routine tour of a particle accelerator goes awry, Jack Hamilton and the rest of his tour group find themselves in a world ruled by Old Testament morality, where the smallest infraction can bring about a plague of locusts. Escape from that world is not the end, though, as they plunge into a Communist dystopia and a world where everything is an enemy. Philip K. Dick was aggressively individualistic, and no worldview is safe from his acerbic and hilarious takedowns.
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Báb's Treatise Between the Two Fern-like Sanctuaries
- By Darwin8u on 01-31-15
By: Philip K. Dick
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The Zap Gun
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Mel Foster
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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In this biting satire, the Cold War may have ended, but the eastern and western governments never told their citizens. Instead they created an elaborate ruse wherein each side comes up with increasingly outlandish doomsday weapons - weapons that don’t work. But when aliens invade, the top designers of both sides have to come together to make a real doomsday device - if they don’t kill each other first. With its combination of romance, espionage, and alien invasion, The Zap Gun skewers the military-industrial complex in a way that’s as relevant today as it was at the height of the Cold War.
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Project Plowshare, or don't touch my Love Gun
- By Darwin8u on 01-29-15
By: Philip K. Dick
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Galactic Pot-Healer
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
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Sometimes even gods need help. In Galactic Pot-Healer that god is an alien creature known as the Glimmung, which looks alternately like a flaming wheel, a teenage girl, and a swirling mass of ocean life. In order to raise a sunken city, he summons beings from across the galaxy to Plowman’s Planet. Joe Fernwright is one of those summoned, needed for his skills at pot-healing - repairing broken ceramics. But from the moment Joe arrives on Plowman’s Planet, things start to go awry. Is the Glimmung good or evil?
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If You Like your Pottery & Gods Fractured & Funky
- By Darwin8u on 03-29-16
By: Philip K. Dick
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The Crack in Space
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Benjamin L. Darcie
- Length: 6 hrs and 41 mins
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When a repairman accidentally discovers a parallel universe, everyone sees it as an opportunity, whether as a way to ease Earth’s overcrowding, set up a personal kingdom, or hide an inconvenient mistress. But when a civilization is found already living there, the people on this side of the crack are sent scrambling to discover their motives. Will these parallel humans come in peace? Or are they just as corrupt and ill-intentioned as the people of this world?
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Relevant reading for 2020
- By Anonymous User on 11-06-20
By: Philip K. Dick
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- M.Biblioswine
- 10-08-21
Better than what I expected
This might be the best of PKD’s mainstream novels, Though I haven’t reread Confessions of a Crap Artist in a while. It might be better. I don’t remember it well enough to know at this point.
But, I enjoyed Humpty Dumpty in Oakland. I think it would have been published if it had been written by John Updike.
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- Randall
- 01-19-17
Negative stars
This has got to be the worst book ever. Starts nowhere and then gets lost, and finally falls apart. I seem to only review books I hate, but I really dislike this book.
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