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Sean Masters
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Lani Lynn Vale
About this listen
Ellodie Cassandra Solaire made a single, solitary New Year’s resolution.
That resolution was set in stone, and she wouldn’t be breaking it, no matter what.
It was simple: Say yes to every person who asks her out on a date until she finds a boyfriend.
Easy, right?
Wrong.
She breaks that New Year’s resolution three months into the year after a guy gives her serial killer vibes.
Fast forward three months, and she’s unhappily saying yes to any man who asks.
Until one day, there she is, eating a chicken burrito waiting for traffic to clear, and he appears like a knight in shining armor.
One second, she’s counting down the seconds until the parade dissipates so she can go home, and the next, a car is flying through the air directly beside her, courtesy of a hot cop performing a PIT maneuver.
It’s during the middle of the arrest when Quaid Carter’s eyes find hers.
From that moment on, she’s lost to anyone else but him.
The only problem is that serial killer vibe she got off of her potential date a few months ago isn’t just a vibe. It’s a full-blown obsession. And the serial killer decides that she won’t be the one to get away.
Quaid Carter has different ideas, though.
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Six Ines Broussard walks right into the middle of hell. And at the center of it? Lynnwood Thatcher. The mayor. The man that she took one glance at on the night of his inauguration and dismissed as boring. A total stick in the mud. Only, he’s not so boring shirtless, in the middle of nowhere, doing things that are very illegal. At first, she’s appalled. Then her interest gets piqued. Stuck-up suit is hot! And he has tattoos. Then, he goes and kidnaps her...and she soon realizes, nobody is quite as hot as you thought they were when they’re holding you hostage.
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oh this series is gonna be amazing!!
- By Jaime G on 01-12-21
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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No Cap
- Carter Brothers, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Kelli Tager, Ryan Stone
- Length: 6 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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You know when you see that big red flag, and you think to yourself, I should probably not go anywhere near there? Yeah, Quincy Carter ignored that big red flag. He walked right up to that red flag, waving blatantly in the wind, and kissed the holy hell out of her. Sure, he probably should've arrested her for breaking a restraining order. He probably also should've stopped her from continuing to break that restraining order. Yet he can't.
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I really enjoyed it
- By tori on 09-05-24
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Fun House
- Welcome to the Circus, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Sebastian York, Mackenzie Cartwright
- Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Sometimes you need to crash a funeral to experience happiness. At least Kissimmee Singh, aerial artist for Singh Circus, the most sought-after traveling circus of all time, keeps telling herself that’s why she crashes funerals. In reality, she’s lost and confused. Sometimes it’s nice to experience other people’s grief and be reminded that life isn’t as bad as it could be.
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Love this one!
- By Sheri B. on 01-01-24
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Just Kidding
- SWAT Generation 2.0, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Robyn Verne, Noah Michael Levine
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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When Mr. January himself tells Rowen to do what a gunman says, she’s had enough. Rowen has never really been a girl that does what she’s told. Mr. January won’t have to save her. She can dang well save herself.
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The Summary is wrong
- By B-Lynn920 on 02-13-20
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Always Someone's Monster
- Battle Crows MC, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Lucy Rivers, Tor Thom
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
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After a horrible marriage, Haggard has zero plans of ever finding a woman again. One-night stands not counting, he adores his life as a single man. There are no expectations. No "where are yous" and "are you coming homes". The life he chooses to live is a simple one. Until he makes a huge mistake, and he steps over that line between "daughter’s best friend" and "a woman he desperately wants". Before long, he can’t stop thinking about her. Can’t stop wanting her. Can’t stop feeling things for her that a man 20 years her senior should never feel for a girl he watched grow up.
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Tear Jerker have your tissues ready !!
- By Chauntelle TorresBentley on 01-21-22
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Nobody Cares Unless You're Pretty
- Gator Bait MC, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Cindy Harden, Will Peters
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
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The problem with Wake was that he was understandable. He was the type of villain who literally scared the absolute shit out of you because you knew that under the right circumstances, you could end up exactly like him.
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Good start!
- By Anonymous User on 12-13-22
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Repeat Offender
- Souls Chapel Revenants MC, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Connor Crais, CJ Bloom
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
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Six Ines Broussard walks right into the middle of hell. And at the center of it? Lynnwood Thatcher. The mayor. The man that she took one glance at on the night of his inauguration and dismissed as boring. A total stick in the mud. Only, he’s not so boring shirtless, in the middle of nowhere, doing things that are very illegal. At first, she’s appalled. Then her interest gets piqued. Stuck-up suit is hot! And he has tattoos. Then, he goes and kidnaps her...and she soon realizes, nobody is quite as hot as you thought they were when they’re holding you hostage.
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oh this series is gonna be amazing!!
- By Jaime G on 01-12-21
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Hide Your Crazy
- KPD Motorcycle Patrol, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
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"I’m kind of a lady, but definitely more of a weirdo." Hearing the woman at the table behind him say that to her friend should’ve turned Logan Gibbs off. It doesn’t. In all honesty, it only makes him listen harder. He’s had enough weird in his life to last a lifetime. The last thing his complicated life needs is a woman in it who has no clue what color you get when you mix yellow and blue together. Yet, her obvious blonde moments aren’t enough to deter him. Nor is her lack of finger-painting skills.
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A CUTE STORY & A GREAT START TO A NEW SERIES
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 12-23-19
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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No Rep
- Madd CrossFit, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Tieran WIlder
- Length: 5 hrs and 58 mins
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Taos was tired. Tired of everything that came with living. Not to the point where he was suicidal or anything, but tired enough that he just didn’t give a crap anymore. He’d seen all the ugliness this world had to offer due to his job as a police officer for way too many damn years of his less than stellar life.
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Unpopular opinion
- By Bettyloveslove on 07-24-21
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Herd That
- The Valentine Boys
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Sebastian York, Maxine Mitchell
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
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His Wranglers fit him like a glove. A really tight, leaving nothing to the imagination, glove. Codie wants nothing more than to shove that Wrangler-covered butt straight into the mud. Ace Valentine has a smart mouth, a devil-may-care attitude, and those wicked eyes aimed directly at her. She doesn't know what to do with that kind of attention. Especially not from the sweet-talking man that has no problem charming every woman that enters his orbit - everyone but her, at least.
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Love, love, love
- By Brittney on 03-23-20
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Kinda Don't Care
- The Simple Man Series, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Virginia Rose
- Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins
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She’s in a white dress that dances around her ankles, and her hair tumbles in a long sheet of curls down her back. A veil covers her beautiful eyes, and she smiles directly at him. Janie is everything Rafe’s ever imagined she would be on her wedding day. Breathtaking. Gorgeous. Perfect. The moment he sees her walking down the aisle toward him, he knows that she’s the one. Then, she passes him, making her way to the man she’s to marry.
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Don't bother
- By Denise on 04-24-20
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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The Bossy One
- By: Leslie North
- Narrated by: Sean Masters, Suzanne T. Fortin
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
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If you throw an Irish billionaire out of a plane at 40,000 feet, would he fly? That's the question I ask myself on our flight when Declan Bryne told me that it’d be “grand" if I could stop talking. I can’t help it. I’m a nervous flyer. But that should've been my sign to hit EJECT! Because this is doomed to fail. He’s a total grump. He obviously doesn’t like me. He's too distractingly gorgeous to be around for any length of time. And he’s made it clear that as soon as he can find another nanny, I’m gone.
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The Bossy One
- By ❤️LOVES BOOKS❤️ on 09-06-24
By: Leslie North
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Room for Us
- Sun River, Book 1
- By: L.M. Halloran
- Narrated by: Kit Swann, Jeremy York
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
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Ethan Hart thinks I’m his maid. I might as well be. The intense, irritating man has booked my entire Inn, Rose House, for six long weeks. I'd love to serve him straight to the curb, but I need his money more than I need my pride. Breakfast is a daily endurance test. Making his bed and doing his wash? A different kind of torture. And that’s not even the worst part.
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A Romance that Overcomes All
- By Kelly on 08-16-24
By: L.M. Halloran
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Sinful Vows
- Messina Crime Family, Book 1
- By: Lilian Harris
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Callie Dalton
- Length: 11 hrs and 51 mins
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I never wanted a wife. No one is safe with me. No one is good enough for my daughter. But if I want to rule over the wealthiest crime family in New York City, I only have two weeks to find one. When Elsie broke into my home, I saw an opportunity, so I forced her into a marriage she didn't want. No one crosses me, not even someone as beautiful as Elsie. She may fight me with that smart mouth, but she will obey me–or return to the hell she came from.
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❤️🖤 FIVE STARS PERFECTION I DIDN’T WANT TO END 🖤♥️
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 10-16-23
By: Lilian Harris
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Hissy Fit
- The Southern Gentleman Series, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Jacob Morgan
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
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He is the one that never looks her way. He is handsome and strong. He is rough around the edges and mean. He is everything she’s ever wanted. He doesn’t even know she exists. Her life is a joke. She doesn’t step on cracks in the sidewalk. She laughs at inappropriate times. She talks when she shouldn’t. She is clumsy and trips on air. She is finally on his radar. God help her now.
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Hissy Fit
- By whatcha.listening.to on 12-29-19
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Heart of Steel
- The Vikings MC, Book 1
- By: Cathleen Cole, Frank Jensen
- Narrated by: Allyson Voller, Tyler Darby
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
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Remi’s had all she can take. Losing her dad nearly destroyed her, but she doesn’t have time to fall apart. She needs to run his business and finish college. Romance is nowhere on her agenda. And she especially doesn’t have time for the sexy biker who does bad, bad things to her concentration.... Steel wasn’t looking for love, either—until he saw Remi. He knew she was his at a glance. Now all he has to do is convince her of that. Easy, right? If only...
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Needs more development
- By Jennifer G on 04-27-23
By: Cathleen Cole, and others
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Hail No
- Hail Raisers Series, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Mason Lloyd, Kendall Taylor
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
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Evander Lennox doesn't do anything he doesn't want to do. At least, that is, until he's sent to prison. The four years he's incarcerated, he's had no choice but to do the things he's asked to do. And now, if he doesn't, it will mean a one-way ticket straight back to hell. Once he's free, it takes him 24 hours to get his old job back, his dog at home where he belongs, and an understanding that people aren't as forgiving as he once thought them to be. He's just about given up hope of ever integrating back into society when a woman slams into his heart, literally and figuratively.
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Disappointed
- By whatcha.listening.to on 10-26-18
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Shock Advised
- Kilgore Fire, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Emma Wilder, Jason Clarke
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
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Taima, a.k.a. Tai, is the last person people come to for help. He’s the fuck up...the bad boy...the guy that only looks out for himself. Which couldn’t be further from the truth. He’s fought hard to become the man he is today. He’s a hero in the public’s eye. A firefighter that the young all the way to the old turn to for help at the lowest point in their lives. What people don’t know, though, is that he’s no hero. He’s the reason his sister is dead, and he’ll spend the rest of his life trying to right that wrong.
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What the Heck?
- By awriternot on 03-25-20
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Alpha's Claim
- Bad Boy Bears, Book 1
- By: Renee Rose, Lee Savino
- Narrated by: Kai Kennicott, Wen Ross
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
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My bear is wild. Totally uncivilized. Savage. I’m not the nice bear. That’s my twin, Teddy. I keep my bear caged. Until I meet Paloma and my bear goes wild. She’s beautiful and talented, but something’s rotten in this mansion in the Hamptons. Her foster father keeps her locked in a tower, surrounded by guards. There are whispers of an auction–a virgin auction. My bear’s about to break free and go on a rampage. But I can’t let him out.
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LOVE IT
- By Reader on 11-17-24
By: Renee Rose, and others
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- Kel
- 06-06-24
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OK, book one was a cozy read. Really smooth fun and Loving. Then book 2 kept me on the edge of my seat! I couldn't wait until the others shoe dropped finally. While it moved at a slow build up. I love the performance, the story line, so overall the author always gets it right.
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- sherry bailey
- 06-04-24
I love the meeting
I love the way they met and the way the characters seem to shine even the side characters shine some.
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- A.Fernandez
- 06-06-24
Quaid and Ellodie
An intensely captivating, emotional, sinfully sensual and absolutely entertaining journey to go on with Quaid and Ellodie. I enjoyed every single invigorating moment of this story.
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- Jaime G
- 06-07-24
thank you!!
I am loving these boys and their ladies! the narrators did a great job as well!
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- Nancy H. Sorsby
- 06-09-24
Loved loved loved the story.
This book is a wonderful read. Lani knocked it out of the park as usual. But please oh please reevaluate the female narrators. When all of Lani’s books started coming out (Freebirds) they where wonderful to listen to. Now the female narrators sounds just…blah. The female heroines are young and should sound it not like older women.
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- SueG
- 06-17-24
Does not disappoint
Another great story by Lani Lynn Vale. Main characters are great. Surprised about the serial killer. Like both families. Enjoy!
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- Tam
- 06-18-24
Great read
Great story from beginning to end. Looking forward to reading more about the Carter men.
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- Cara
- 07-03-24
Highly Recommend
This book has me on the edge of my seat. Ellodie is a smart and strong FMC and challenges Quaid’s broody attitude. Things happen fast for these two, but the last 20% had me in a chokehold. I read the first one and loved it just as much.
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