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Narrated by:
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Ruth Bloomquist
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By:
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Chonda Pierce
About this listen
When life's left you flatter than a steamrolled possum, turn here for a little hope, humor, honesty, and encouragement from the Bible. It's the best of Chonda Pierce's celebrated Roadkill Reports to her fans, plus lots of new material, and it's perfect for reinflating your outlook--anytime, anywhere!
Postcard from Chonda: "I tell jokes for a living. It's adventurous. But to do that, I have to fly for hours. I have to take a bus for days. I have to walk up steep stairs in skinny heels. In short, I sometimes take a beating like roadkill on a country highway! Life really is one long journey to heaven. My travel journal is filled with what I've learned along the way--the hurts, the laughter, the victories, the failings, the crowds and the loneliness, and mostly, the times I've seen God at work." --Chonda
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- Rob D
- 03-24-19
Roadkill USA
Chonda is not only ALWAYS funny, but she is so relevant in this world of crazy! I love her wit, charm, and laughter. She is amazing in person, on video, and in this awesome book. We love you at our house “Simone.” ❤️
Excuse me, now, while I go unpack some dirty laundry.
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- rae
- 07-16-16
Awesome book,
Would you consider the audio edition of Roadkill on the Highway to Heaven to be better than the print version?
Not really. I would have loved to hear Chonda doing the narration. The narrator has a beautiful voice, and did a great job, but it would have been even better if Chonda had narrated it herself. More laughs and Southern charm and all that.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Ummm....Let me see...though I loved hearling about her kids.
What does Ruth Bloomquist bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Again, Ms Bloomquist did a fine job, but some of the humor and spirit of the book was missing a bit.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes, but I didn't. The layout of the book also made it easy to listen to a bit at a time.
Any additional comments?
More by Chonda, but I'd love to hear her, or someone who could add that Southern charm and humor to the reading, read it.
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- Laura Lee
- 09-03-20
not easy to listen to
struggling to finish it. not what I had in mind. not funny or inspiring at all.
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- Norma Dobbins
- 05-09-11
Roadkill on the Highway to heaven
Narrator misspoke the title. The narrator did not appear to respect the book. I love comedy, I love substance, I feel this book offered neither.
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