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Squirm

By: Carl Hiaasen
Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
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A wildly entertaining adventure involving snakes, grizzlies, a menacing drone, a missing father, and the kid determined to find him. In classic Hiaasen fashion, the animals here are wild, and the people are wilder!

Some facts about Billy Dickens:

  • He once saw a biker swerve across the road in order to run over a snake.
  • Later, that motorcycle somehow ended up at the bottom of a canal.
  • Billy isn't the type to let things go.

Some facts about Billy's family:

  • They've lived in six different Florida towns because Billy's mom insists on getting a house near a bald eagle nest.
  • Billy's dad left when he was four and is a total mystery.
  • Billy has just found his dad's address - in Montana.

This summer, Billy will fly across the country, hike a mountain, float a river, dodge a grizzly bear, shoot down a spy drone, save a neighbor's cat, save an endangered panther, and then try to save his own father.

"A fun romp that will keep readers hooked." (The New York Times)

©2018 Carl Hiaasen (P)2018 Listening Library Humorous Fiction Literature & Fiction Mysteries Mystery & Suspense Funny Witty

Critic reviews

"Humorous, self-deprecating narration and convoluted exploits will keep pages turning till the satisfying close." (Kirkus Reviews)

"Hiaasen’s latest is richly steeped in the natural world and all the peril it contains, from rattlers to grizzlies. Still, what may be most satisfying for readers are the personal connections Billy makes, whether it’s getting to know his new stepsister or making peace with his dad." (Booklist)

"Hiaasen’s ecological passion shows no sign of abatement, and neither does his faith in kid resourcefulness and family resilience." (Bulletin)
Environmental Message • Engaging Adventure • Excellent Character Voices • Vivid Descriptions • Unexpected Twists
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Readers hoping for another adult novel like Strip Tease, Stormy Weather, Lucky You, or Sick Puppy will be disappointed by Squirm This book is clearly intended for tweeners and young adolescent readers, as evidenced by thirteen/fourteen-year-old Billy Dickens sayiing expletive instead using the curse words that might offend some parents and school personnel. Billy will appeal to many young readers who have experienced school bullying and divorced parents. He stands up for himself and others; of course, some of his bravado is pretty implausible. Younger readers will also admire the way he uses his wiles to outwit a number of adults.

Billy's mother exhibits some of Hiaasen's prototypical wackiness, basing here choice of homes on where she can see eagles. Some of the other characters Billy encounters are similarly eccentric .Hiaasen includes some historical background about both Florida and Montana. He also provides some insights into the effects of poaching endangered species. His pro-environmentalist feelings are fairly obvious.

As a retired middle school reading teacher, I was familiar with some of Hiaasen's other books for young readers such as the award winning Hoot. Thus, I knew what to expect. Perhaps the publisher's summary or Audible's promotional material should have made clear the intended audience, so as not to disappoint those expecting more mature fare.

Clearly for younger readers

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I have loved every Hiaasen book that I've ever read ... this book is one I'll highly recommend to friends & grandchildren alike. Like most of his writings SQUIRM teaches respect for flora, fauna & our environment. ... & as always, shows how people will totally disregard & destroy things for money or ego. A good read.

Hiaasen scores another win!

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Wagner, SD , Eighth Grade Students Loved It! Their Favorite Part Was When the Mother Griz & Cubs Appeared.

Great Book For Middle Schoolers!

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A few tears, lots of excitement, nature revisits make this adventure story worthy of a good review and great way to spend a rainy day. loved it.

Nature tour, adventure, crime scene excitement.

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great story. all of this author books are excellent with many plot twist and turns

Excellent

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Such a good storyline...and lots of unexpected twists and turns! If you don’t have it, get it!!!

Must read

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but it has to be good, Carl hiaasen wrote it! and all of his books are great!!!!!!!!!!!!!😃😃😃😃😃😛

Great

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Slow , boring & not for anyone over fifteen , but probably fun for youngsters to read not listen

Teen squirm

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I am fine with it but I fell like it’s annoying beacuse it’s voice but otherwise I hate the book

Goodish

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I really liked this book. I guess I can see how or why this book has the title it has but I just think that it might turn some people off from giving it a chance.
The story is about a boy named Billy. He lives in Florida with his mom and older sister but the thig is they move every couple of years so, they are always changing schools. Billy’s dad left them when Billy was about three years old but he finds his dads address and decides to go visit him in Montana. I like this book, it gets back to nature and Billy is a hero in he helps people that really need it, without expecting anything in return… I would say that it is one of my pet peeves when authors, of all people think it is ok to interchange venomous and poisonous. Some snakes and arachnids are venomous while some frogs, bugs and plants are poisonous. Two thumbs up for this cute, sweet story.

Terrific story!

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