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Move over, Dickens—America’s favorite storyteller has written a gift, “a delightful Christmas story to be shared by the whole family” (Kirkus),destined to become as treasured as A Christmas Carol.
At Christmastime, a family of three are missing someone dear to them. Until unexpected guests begin to arrive at their empty house, filling it with Christmas memories in the making.
Listening to the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas” is a beloved holiday tradition.
Now comes a new one: Listening to James Patterson’s instant classic, The Twelve Topsy-Turvy, Very Messy Days of Christmas.
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This Series Is Phenomenal
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Following her father's death, Jane North-Robinson and her mom move from sunny California to the dreary, dilapidated old house in Maine where her mother grew up. All they want is a fresh start, but behind North Manor's doors lurks a history that leaves them feeling more alone...and more tormented.
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Claire "Mac" Woods—a professor enjoying her newfound hotshot status at an academic conference—finally has the acceptance and admiration she has long craved. But at the conference's hotel bar, Mac is surprised to run into a face from a past she'd rather forget: the moneyed, effortlessly perfect Gwendolyn Whitney, Mac's foil, rival, and former best friend.
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Outstanding!
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Meet Tom. Or Dr O’Grady, as he used to be called. When you pass him on the street, most people don’t even give him a second glance. You see, Tom isn’t living his best life. Burdened by grief, he’s only got his loyal dog, Bette Davis, for company and a rucksack containing his whole world. Then there’s Ruth and her son, DJ, who no longer have a place to call home. But Ruth believes that you can change the world by helping one person at a time - and Tom needs her help. There are a thousand ways to find your home - you just need to be brave enough to look for them.
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Couldn't put it down
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Secrets and lies can’t stay buried forever in Cedar Valley. In the summer, hikers and campers pack the small Colorado town’s meadows and fields. And in the winter, skiers and snowboarders take over the mountains. Season by season, year after year, time passes, and the lies, like the aspens and evergreens that surround the town, take root and spread deep. Now, someone has uncovered the lies, and it is his murder that continues a chain of events that began almost 40 years ago.
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intriguing
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What listeners say about The Twelve Topsy-Turvy, Very Messy Days of Christmas
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- Judy
- 12-10-22
Easy read and can pick up and put down.
Like the characters and descriptions. Sure bouts of mayhem and holiday heartwarming ending. Just a book that brings the meaning of the holidays to light.
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- Gabrielle
- 12-09-22
Wonderful holiday read for the family
Love dot! Had everything: Rollercoaster of emotions; Sure to please readers young and old; Whimsical, imaginative, and fun. A must read this season.
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- Hair Balls
- 12-03-24
How to find joy
What a wonderful take on the Twelve Days of Christmas. I was on the edge of my seat while listening to this needed story. Needed, because it shows a path back to happy holidays.
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- Anonymous User
- 11-30-23
Fun story
I loved the story it was fun and full of up lifting times
Loved the character building
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- Mel
- 11-18-22
Fun
I loved this story. Life can be messy and sometimes stressful. This story tells how even if you try to escape living life the universe can give you a curve ball.
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- Amazon Customerggvtcxesdrt
- 01-01-23
Love it!
This was such an entertaining read! I loved the character development and the twists and turns! Do yourself a favor and enjoy!
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- Mark W.
- 12-09-22
a new seasonal classic.
well a bit of a departure for James Patterson, he and his co-author handle this really well.
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- Marlene
- 11-25-24
Very clever!
This story has adventure, romance, a little magic, and mystery all swirled into a story that is sure to delight all ages. I will be adding this to my yearly lineup for the holidays moving forward. This is a modern retelling of the song the 12 days of Christmas. I would have loved to hear this read by another narrator but overall a really fun read for this time of year! 🎄
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- Anonymous User
- 10-10-22
cute
This book was very different than most of his works but I enjoyed it very much.
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- Secret Knitter
- 12-31-22
It's dumb, but entertaining.
The silliness of assuming the characters didn't know what was coming after the first couple of days was too much for me. It is farfetched by any stretch of the imagination but it was a light listen for a holiday road trip. I would never recommend it though.
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