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  • Why I Hate Everything

  • Reflections on a Decade in Retail
  • By: Margaret Weber
  • Narrated by: Margaret Weber
  • Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
  • 4.9 out of 5 stars (20 ratings)

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Why I Hate Everything

By: Margaret Weber
Narrated by: Margaret Weber
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Publisher's summary

Has anyone ever tried to throw a cash register at you? Have so many irritating and inane questions caused you to develop a poker face so strong that a sledge hammer wouldn’t break it? Have you seen every dark impulse man possesses? Do you know every demon by name? Yes? Then you’ve probably worked retail, and this book is for you.

No? Then you’ve probably never worked retail, and this book is for you.

These are the true stories of my ten years working retail. Often ugly, sometimes touching, always funny because it didn’t happen to you.

©2021 Margaret Weber (P)2024 Margaret Weber
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this is the truth of retail and just generally being a decent human

great story telling, even the occasional stumble in narration just makes it feel more true. just listen too it, if you're a customer you'll better understand what we deal with if you're an employee you'll identify with what she says

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Not just a retail rant or hatefest but an honest expression of working retail in the USA

Truly a joy to listen to, the author has a wonderful lilt as she regales us of her experiences, good and bad, cringe worthy and character building. this book with particularly resonate with those of us who have participated in the customer service industry.

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Humor at its best!

An everyday story about people and life, in retail yes (thought it would be SO boring) but Maggie makes a light and fun story out of shit we all know about. I really enjoyed it.

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Entertaining

It was funny and enjoyable.it was good for a car ride. Good listen. I Recommend it.

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Every retail worker can relate!

Anyone who has worked a retail job, especially in management, can relate. I laughed so hard at the similar experiences that my wife and I have both endured in our current and past jobs. I had to share the rolled change story with my wife, bc one of her employees did the same thing! I loved the book, the performance was good, and the sense of camaraderie is notable. I would absolutely recommend this to others.

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Hilarious and full of heart

Maggie is a delightful narrator, and her stories are funny and thoughtful. If you enjoy Refashioned Hippie on YouTube (like me) you won't be disappointed.

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I absolutely love Maggie Weber!

I am a devoted fan of Refashioned Hippie, Maggie's YouTube channel. She is just as funny, self-effacing, and caring there as she appears to be in this book.

The book is hilarious and insightful when it comes to the retail and resale worlds. I loved it. I've always been considerate and friendly with customer service staff whenever I shop, but this book helps me understand why that's so important.

Maggie also shares about her experiences working food service in a family-run business. I personally identify with this because it's how I grew in my family's restaurant. If you have ever wondered about what goes on out of the customers' sight, here's a great example.

If you have not already, please GO SUBSCRIBE to MAGGIE'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL! Again, it's called Refashioned Hippie. She makes shorts and longer form streams about ridiculous designer fashion, and sells her own upsell fashion creations.
You will not be disappointed. I promise.
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A refreshing irreverent look into retail management and sales

Disclaimer, some of the language used is not G rated. If you find that offensive Snowflake, you are going to miss an enjoyable main dish of truth bombs seasoned with Maggie’s sassy sauciness when it comes to dealing with the public in a retail setting. As a military veteran and 35+ year veteran of retail management in sales, her wordsmithing paints a wonderful picture of life in retail. I found this totally relatable and am glad she took the time to share her story. It is great to see “the other” side of things. Maggie has a good business acumen and it serves her well as she plows through the many winding situations she finds herself being a quasi unwilling participant. Bravo Maggie!

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Relatable.

Her stories of working retail are all too relatable for anyone who has worked in the field.

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Great Story About Real Life

Love the author and her narration! I bought the audible book after discovering Maggie on YouTube. She is intelligent and hilarious, and definitely my favorite person to follow now.

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