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VACATION CHECKLIST
- Pack swim trunks.
- Apply sunscreen.
- Survive the apocalypse?
Professional underachiever Dan Foster is finally taking a vacation. Sure, his life has been average at best, and yeah, he’s never quite lived up to his potential. But after a few Miller Lites in paradise with his girlfriend, Mara, things are starting to look up.
Then the sun explodes.
With the island resort suddenly plunged into darkness (he really should’ve sprung for the travel insurance), Dan’s holiday goes from bad to worse when elite guests stage a coup and commandeer supplies. As temperatures drop and class tensions rise, revolution begins to brew on the island, and Dan accidentally becomes a beacon of hope for the surviving vacationers. But when one six-person plane is discovered that could get them back to the mainland, Dan realizes he has a choice to make.
Does he escape the island with Mara? Or does he stay and fight to become the most unlikely hero of the end of the world?
“The end of the world has never been so fun! Explosively funny and terrifyingly plausible in its depiction of the apocalypse, this cinematic debut had me LOLing, cringing, and cheering throughout. I absolutely blazed through this earth-shattering action romp.”—Josh Winning, author of The Shadow Glass
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Not what the summary says at all
- By jonathan on 08-17-24
By: Peter Heller
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Eye of the Beholder
- By: Emma Bamford
- Narrated by: Jane Collingwood
- Length: 13 hrs
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When Maddy Wight is hired to ghostwrite the memoir of world-renowned cosmetic surgeon Dr. Angela Reynolds, she thinks it might just be her chance to get her career back on track. She travels to Angela’s remote estate in the Scottish Highlands to hunker down and learn everything she can. But the deeper she digs, the more elusive the doctor becomes. Is there more hidden beneath the surface of the kaleidoscopic beauty industry than Angela wants to reveal? Sharing the estate is Angela’s business partner, Scott, whose mercurial moods change as quickly as the conditions on the darkening moors.
By: Emma Bamford
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Hum
- By: Helen Phillips
- Narrated by: Ariel Blake
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Written in taut, urgent prose, Hum is a work of speculative fiction that unflinchingly explores marriage, motherhood, and selfhood in a world compromised by global warming and dizzying technological advancement, a world of both dystopian and utopian possibilities.
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Why Literary "Speculative Fiction" Doesn't Work
- By NMwritergal on 08-06-24
By: Helen Phillips
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Full Speed to a Crash Landing
- Chaotic Orbits, Book 1
- By: Beth Revis
- Narrated by: Dara Rosenberg, David Bendena
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
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Ada Lamarr may have gotten to the spaceship wreck first, but looter’s rights won’t get her far when she’s got a hole in the side of her ship and her spacesuit is almost out of air. Fortunately for her, help arrives in the form of a government salvage crew—and while they rescue her from certain death, they are not pleased to have an unexpected passenger along on their classified mission. But Ada doesn’t care—all that matters to her is enjoying their fine food and sweet, sweet oxygen—until Rian White, the government agent in charge, starts to suspect that there’s more to Ada than meets the eye.
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I Am Really Hoping This Is The Start Of A Great New SciFi Series!!
- By BookDragonGirl on 08-16-24
By: Beth Revis
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It's All Relative
- A Novel
- By: Rachel Magee
- Narrated by: Tanya Eby
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
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Helena Crosby is on her way to be a bridesmaid... in her mom's wedding. Of course she's thrilled for her mom—the man she's marrying is great—but this family wedding is complicated. For starters, after twenty-eight years of it just being her and her mom, navigating family dynamics isn't exactly her strong suit, especially when she has nothing in common with said family. Take her soon-to-be stepsister, for example. They might be the same age, but Amelia is an always-put-together, successful architect whose hobby is organizing her pantry while Helena favors the messy bun.
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Happy Joy
- By claris on 09-21-24
By: Rachel Magee
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Home Is Where the Body Is
- The Wannabe Sleuth, Book 1
- By: Jody Holford
- Narrated by: Mary Castillo
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
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When graphic designer and true crime fan Annie Abbott agrees to house sit her parents’ home for a year, she’s convinced that even though the small town has ten coffee shops, nothing exciting will happen. But that’s before a seemingly feral cat gives birth in her garage, prompting a call to the very handsome, very single town vet. It’s a dream meet-cute, but just as their romance blooms, Annie discovers the bloody body of her grumpy neighbor. And despite the fact that she passes out at the sight of blood, the police suspect her.
By: Jody Holford
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You Will Never Be Me
- By: Jesse Q. Sutanto
- Narrated by: Eunice Wong, Risa Mei
- Length: 10 hrs and 39 mins
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Influencer Meredith Lee didn’t teach Aspen Palmer how to blossom on social media just to be ditched as soon as Aspen became big. So can anyone really blame Mer for doing a little stalking? Nothing serious, more like Stalking Lite. Then, Mer gets lucky; she finds one of Aspen’s kids’ iPads and swipes it. Now, she has access to everything: the family calendar and Aspen’s social media accounts. Would anyone else be able to resist tweaking things a little here and there, showing up in Aspen’s place for meetings with potential sponsors?
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You won’t be listening to this book
- By Elizabeth on 09-19-24
By: Jesse Q. Sutanto
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Errands & Espionage
- By: Sam Tschida
- Narrated by: Mia Hutchinson Shaw
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
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Recently divorced Gabby Greene spends most of her days listening to self-help books while wrangling her loving yet erratic kids. During a decade of marriage, Gabby shoved aside her own career and ambitions to make room for mountains of laundry, running errands, and investigating the case of the missing socks. Her number one suspect: their Bichon Frise, Mr. Bubbles.
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Fun, fast-paced, and uplifting!
- By Sara on 08-11-24
By: Sam Tschida
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The Thirteenth Husband
- By: Greer Macallister
- Narrated by: Suzanne Toren
- Length: 12 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Tearing through millions of dollars, four continents, and a hearty collection of husbands, real-life heiress Aimée Crocker blazed an unbelievable trail of public notoriety, private pain, and the kind of strong independent woman the 1880s had never seen. Her life was stranger than fiction and brighter than the stars, and she whirled through her days as if she was being chased. Greer Macallister brilliantly takes us into a world you won’t soon forget.
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Unbelievable but compelling listen!
- By Reading Grandma on 09-27-24
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: Jon Grilz
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
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Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night-shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all. That is, until his best friend reveals the body of a local politician hidden in the trunk of a car, setting off a chain of events with apocalyptic potential. Soon, Jack finds himself entangled in a supernatural conspiracy involving monster hunters, sociopaths, doomsday cultists, and...garden gnomes?
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Mr. CreepyPasta Narration is better
- By Kelsey on 08-11-23
By: Jack Townsend
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Then Things Went Dark
- A Novel
- By: Bea Fitzgerald
- Narrated by: Zura Johnson
- Length: 11 hrs and 52 mins
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Six people land on a desert island ready to make their reality show debut. The contestants are suitably glamorous and dramatic—and they're also hungry to prove themselves. The stakes are high and with millions of viewers watching, losing is not an option. But three weeks and eighteen episodes later, five of the six contestants sit in a Portuguese police station, and none of them are winners. Because twelve million people were watching when Rhys Sutton died on camera, and someone must pay for the crime.
By: Bea Fitzgerald
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The Antique Store Detective
- By: Clare Chase
- Narrated by: Lucy Paterson
- Length: 9 hrs and 14 mins
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Meet Bella Winter. She loves vintage clothes, antiques and… solving crimes? Bella Winter moved to charming Hope Eaton for some peace and quiet after quitting her busy city job. She delights in spending time in her little antique store on top of the hill, hunting for bargains at auctions, and getting to know everybody–because if there’s one thing Bella’s good at, it’s solving other people’s problems. But her peaceful life is overturned when she finds eccentric local historian Professor Oliver Barton dead in the ruins of Raven Hall, a trowel lying near his outstretched hand.
By: Clare Chase
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Linh Ly Is Doing Just Fine
- By: Thao Votang
- Narrated by: Eunice Wong
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
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When twenty-seven-year-old Linh Ly's recently divorced mother begins dating a coworker, Linh is determined to make sure he is worthy of her mother. She's seen the kind of men her mother ends up with—she grew up watching her unreliable and volatile alcoholic father as her mother worked two jobs to make ends meet. Linh is certain that her mother can't do this on her own, but what begins as genuine worry quickly turns obsessive.
By: Thao Votang
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- Jenica Maroney
- 08-13-24
The character development!!
I never leave reviews. Read this! It’s funny, heartwarming and page-turning. You will not be disappointed that you purchased this book.
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- Sam Nguyen
- 08-24-24
SO. GOOD.
What a good listen! Perfect summer/vacation read! Obsessed with the writing style and the performance was spot on. Can’t wait to see what this author does next!
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- rosenh
- 09-23-24
Mixed reviews
I disliked it so much early on that I almost sent it back. All awful people, ugh. It was not funny, just a few chuckles here and there, shouldn’t be listed as a comedy. It was inconsistent, good and bad story, characters, writing. But it kept rolling, got better as the characters became less pathetic. Story turned out interesting in the 2nd half. Violence was unnecessary, would have been better without the extremes.
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- Roscoe V. Robinson
- 09-05-24
Couldn’t stop listening to it!
Great story! Amazing narrator! It may be my favorite book that I have listened to this year!!! 10/10
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- ancilb123
- 09-23-24
Fantastic Narration with a disappointing story
The preview hooked me just to make me mad by completely ignoring the intriguing cosmic mystery that was presented in the first paragraph. The main character is intended to be the reluctant hero but really just ends up being whiny, lazy, and unlikeable. The writing was good and the narration was fantastic. Instead of the unique quirky Science fiction premise that is presented it spends 90% of the book as an Orwellian slog. The narrator does everything he can to save the failed comedy that would just be depressing without him. There may be an audience out there for this but it wasn't me. Don't be fooled by the preview. The title is meant to be ironic but is too close to the truth
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- Lorraine
- 09-14-24
humorous; witty analogies
narrator was great! I could actually picture the characters and their mannerisms while listening to the different voices. alot of the dialog was humorous and I wished I had remembered some of the analogies because they were very clever. The plot had sort of a twilight zone vibe to it which was interesting, but I felt the story line dragged in the middle a bit. My least favorite part was all the "F-bombs" and other bad language used by nearly every character in the story. To me, it was offensive and added very little to the story. overall, it was an enjoyable listen, but not one of my favorites that I'll recommend to my friends and family.
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- Monica Schandel
- 10-13-24
Surprise ending
I thought the first part of the story was getting almost too boring to finish. Once I completed the story I thought the overall idea and concept was good but it just lacked polished writing and character development.
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- Anonymous User
- 09-30-24
Just Great!!
Amazing Listen! Definitely worth your time. Normally do not post reviews but this is worthy of one!
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- Annie
- 10-14-24
Great Characters
What a crazy book. It’s like Lord of the flies except it happens on a brand new luxury resort in the bahamas and is silly satire. When the sun explodes or just vanishes, everyone at the resort needs to find a way to survive. At first a fitness pyramid scheme influencer takes charge - she seems nice but is evil. Then an unassuming, sad man who has never accomplished much and has issues with failing to act as a man becomes the reluctant leader of the down trodden. What happens next and how it will end is anyone’s guess.
What was most fun about this crazy chaotic story was the characters. I listened to this and each of the voices and accents expertly made it lots of fun. Is it great literature? Not in the least, but its a surprising story in the end.
3.5 Stars
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- JW
- 08-10-24
What a great book.
How would I sum this book up in one weird sentence? Thanks for asking. Here goes: If Animal Farm cared more about making me laugh than teaching me about the Russian Revolution of 1917, that, to me anyway, would be Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend.
Don't worry there are no talking pigs in this book, none that I recall anyway, just a basic white boy-uh, man-learning he can be more than he thought he ever could be with the right partner to encourage him and proper motivation. You know, like the end of the world and all.
Filled with memorable characters, sharp, funny dialogue and constant tension, M.J. Wassmer had me snorting at the edge of my seat, all the while trying to figure out the mystery of why the sun exploded, and why they all didn't die 8 minutes later.
Stephen R. Thorne did a great job of narration. I've been a big fan since listening to David Wong's, John Dies at the End many years ago.
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