A song about making up words that end in "oop".

Some kids play sports with balls and hoops
but me, i like making words with oop.

Like, flicky flacky flopy floop
Or blicky blacky blocky bloop.

I don't know why I like words with oop.
They make my mind swiggle and swoop

Whether I'm alone or with my troop,
I'm on the hunt for words like zippity-zoop.

I stand up tall, trying not to droop,
While looking for some gobbledy-goop.

Armed with my gigantic ice cream scoop,
I'm prepared to find some giggledy-sloop.

Don't just slouch there in your stoop,
Grab some letters and add some oop.

Like, flicky flacky flopy floop
Or blicky blacky blocky bloop.

Don't just slouch there in your stoop,
Grab some letters and add some oop.

A kids song about wearing brand new shoes at a zoo.

I made a mistake. Yes, it's true.

I wore my favorite brand new shoes,

On a recent trip, to our local zoo.

It happened near the kangaroos,

Who didn't like my new shoe's hue

Because when I walked into their view,

They started screaming with hollers and hoo's.

The kangaroos grabbed sticks, made of bamboo.

and vaulted over. First one. Then two.

They grabbed my shoes and souvenir kazoo

And started making some kind of stew.

It looked a lot like my mom's fondue.

They served it up and began to chew.

The other guests encouraged me to subdue

but I started feeling like I had the flu

Hey, it was hard to know, just what to do.

When kangaroos put on a ruse.

So. I grabbed my jacket, said adieu,

and signed a paper that said I wouldn't sue.

Here's some advice from me to you;

If you're ever forced to your local zoo,

and find yourself in brand new shoes,

stay away, from kangaroos.

A kids song about playing boardgames.

Would you like to play a game?

Checkers, chess, its all the same.

I have the board right here right now

and some idea of the rules allowed.

We just need to find the parts

set 'um up and roll for starts.

Choose your side. Black or white?

Make a move and hope it's right.

Win or lose, it doesn't matter.

Games are more about the chatter.

Play it safe, or risk it all,

Every piece awaits your call.

Its your turn or maybe it’s mine

i’ve lost track of who’s next in line

theres nothing more i’d rather due tonight

then ladders, chutes and he game of life