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The Secret Religion of the Elite
- By: Tim Ozman
- Narrated by: Mark J. Cayco
- Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
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There is a culture that runs the world. A cult of power shared by an elite going mostly unnoticed by those not in it. It’s a secret and esoteric society, and it covertly controls all governments, media corporations, mass entertainment outlets such as sports media, and all organized religions. It uses fear, superstiton, and utopian ponzi schemes in order to assume control over those that believe in the claims of its priesthood and its miracles.
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The truth stings
- By Steve Madden on 11-26-23
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The Secret Religion of the Elite
- Narrated by: Mark J. Cayco
- Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
- Release date: 07-17-18
- Language: English
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How to Control Co-Dependent People
- By: Tim Ozman
- Narrated by: Greg Young
- Length: 54 mins
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How to Control Co-Dependent People takes a satirical approach to shedding light upon a very dark subject: narcissistic abuse. This audiobook is intended to demonstrate to those struggling with codependency just how narcissists actually view them. By hearing their “play book”, codependents should be able to recognize covert abuse and avoid its pernicious effects.
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Same as another with a different title!!!!!
- By J L on 04-26-19
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How to Control Co-Dependent People
- Narrated by: Greg Young
- Length: 54 mins
- Release date: 10-05-18
- Language: English
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Secret Religion of The Elite
- Second Edition
- By: TIm Ozman
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
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There is a cult that runs the world. It’s a secret and esoteric society and it covertly controls all governments, media corporations, mass entertainment outlets, and all organized religions. It runs this new world order just as it did the old world order: same masters, different costumes. The New World Order is the Old World Order with a new paint job. It’s a continuation of an old and ongoing conspiracy by an entrenched elite to preserve its power. It’s not just one small family or tribe as many conspiracy theorists have posited over the decades. On the contrary, this cult is open to...
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Secret Religion of The Elite
- Second Edition
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
- Release date: 03-06-24
- Language: English
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Everyone I Don't Like is a Narcissist
- By: Tim Ozman
- Narrated by: Taylor Jeremy
- Length: 19 mins
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Narcissism: Real phenomenon or mere pop-psychology label? After having observed the phenomenon closely for several years, I’ve concluded that people, usually as a result of emotional vulnerability, fall into diagnosing their former partner or spouse of being a narcissist. This book asks the question: Are we over diagnosing? If so, at what cost? It’s easy to diagnose anyone we don’t like as a narcissist. It’s just a matter of being around them long enough to check a few boxes on a “Is my ex a narcissist?” website.
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Everyone I Don't Like is a Narcissist
- Narrated by: Taylor Jeremy
- Length: 19 mins
- Release date: 03-10-20
- Language: English
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The Return of Krampus
- By: Tim Ozman
- Narrated by: David Winograd
- Length: 56 mins
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What did it mean for Christmas, now that Krampus would be taking the reins? Nothing good, everything bad. That's what.
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Extremely disappointing and political
- By Paul W. Westermeyer on 01-02-23
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The Return of Krampus
- Narrated by: David Winograd
- Length: 56 mins
- Release date: 12-18-15
- Language: English
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The Power of Me
- Mandela Effect Magick
- By: Tim Ozman
- Narrated by: Erich Bailey
- Length: 44 mins
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The Mandela Effect is often misunderstood as collective misremembering at best, misinformation at worst. What's your take? If you have ever experienced a synchronicity, then you know how reality appears to operate somewhat like a cybernetic system in which we, perceivers, have measurable impact on what is perceived. Are we mere passive participants in a mechanistic universe or are we co-creators? My answer to this: Both. It depends on our individual level of situational awareness.
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Junk
- By Computer Genius on 04-15-23
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The Power of Me
- Mandela Effect Magick
- Narrated by: Erich Bailey
- Length: 44 mins
- Release date: 03-07-20
- Language: French
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How to Delete Toxic People from Your Life
- By: Tim Ozman
- Narrated by: Taylor Jeremy
- Length: 18 mins
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Toxic people are damaged people. You can't save them, nor should you try. Some people are better off not empowered. That may seem callous the first time you hear that. Toxic people, who are usually narcissists, habitually create parasitic relationships. During periods of bondage with codependent hosts, they do not grow emotionally or otherwise, as they pass the buck on their cares and responsibilities.
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How to Delete Toxic People from Your Life
- Narrated by: Taylor Jeremy
- Length: 18 mins
- Release date: 03-16-20
- Language: English
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Real Stories, Fake Deaths: Kobe Bryant
- By: Tim Ozman
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 44 mins
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Marcus Goldstein, a photographer and journalist is freelancing for online tabloid news. While staking out a celebrities home in the area where Kobe Bryant's helicopter crashed he's tipped off by an insider at TMZ about it. The trouble is, the tip preceded the explosion by about 33 seconds. This leads him to question whether anybody was in that helicopter at all, and he falls into conspiracy theory rabbit holes, bottoming out at the one about Hollow Earth, the Mars bases, and where the elite will go to escape a coming flood. He gets the story of a lifetime, but placing truth ahead of sanity ...
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Real Stories, Fake Deaths: Kobe Bryant
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 44 mins
- Release date: 05-29-24
- Language: English
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Guardrails
- How Free Minds Are Contained by False Narratives and Conspiracy Rabbit Trails
- By: Tim Ozman
- Narrated by: Jack Nolan
- Length: 20 mins
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Guardrails starts with False Prophets, a short treatise explains how conspiracy theories are used to reinforce the big deceptions. It describes how free-thinkers are routinely brought back into the paddock. Many well-intentioned truthers have unwittingly helped to bury the very truth. And just what is the truth buried by the conspiracy theories? Simple. The truth is, the media is not reporting factual events to inform you; they are reporting stories to conform you.
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eeehhhhhhhhh
- By Anderson_1 on 03-21-23
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Guardrails
- How Free Minds Are Contained by False Narratives and Conspiracy Rabbit Trails
- Narrated by: Jack Nolan
- Length: 20 mins
- Release date: 03-07-20
- Language: English
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The Flat Earth Activist, Second Edition
- A Guide to Dismantling the Globe-Paradigm
- By: Tim Ozman
- Narrated by: Stephen Floyd
- Length: 2 hrs and 48 mins
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Flat Earth isn't merely a matter of topography and the conspicuous lack of curvature or detectable movement. Flat Earth is the absence of delusion. It is a cleansing of the doors of perception, allowing us to see reality as it is, infinite. The Flat Earth Reformation has already begun in the minds of those who unplugged from that blind faith in the official interpretations of reality and recognized how the Globe-Paradigm is a mental and religious construct which binds humanity in a toxic and codependent relationship with power.
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Informative and Concise
- By Paul G. on 02-24-19
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The Flat Earth Activist, Second Edition
- A Guide to Dismantling the Globe-Paradigm
- Narrated by: Stephen Floyd
- Length: 2 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 01-11-18
- Language: English
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God Is a Narcissist
- By: Tim Ozman
- Narrated by: Miranda Vivanco
- Length: 29 mins
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God is a narcissistic construct. Elitists created the Bible and purposefully made God into a raging narcissist. This is the same concept demonstrated in the construct of Big Brother in Orwell's 1984. God is, therefore, a proxy by which those who control religions control your mind. How much control they have depends on how much you give them.
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God Is a Narcissist
- Narrated by: Miranda Vivanco
- Length: 29 mins
- Release date: 08-06-19
- Language: English
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Uber Death
- Memoir of a Body Transporter
- By: Tim Ozman
- Narrated by: Tiffany Rudd
- Length: 1 hr and 19 mins
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This is a compilation of observations from the perspective of a morgue transporter. I took a break from the death care profession for several years and returned to briefly find it unchanged. During my most recent gig, I was doing long-distance morgue to funeral home deliveries. Previously, I did scene removals for local murders, suicides, and accidental deaths.
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Uber Death
- Memoir of a Body Transporter
- Narrated by: Tiffany Rudd
- Length: 1 hr and 19 mins
- Release date: 02-27-23
- Language: English
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The Flat Earthers Life on the Edge of Reality
- By: Tim Ozman
- Narrated by: Jackie Marie
- Length: 3 hrs and 8 mins
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When the question of whether the Earth is a ball or not becomes unignorable, a group of independent researchers collaborate on a way to find out the truth. Tim Ozman, CEO of Saturn-X, gets dragged into the middle of the controversy as a whistle blower and perhaps the only person with the tenacity to go all the way to the edge. The only thing stopping him? The Flat Earthers themselves, who prove to be a dysfunctional bunch. Paranoid, crazy, and yes, violent.
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The Flat Earthers Life on the Edge of Reality
- Narrated by: Jackie Marie
- Length: 3 hrs and 8 mins
- Release date: 05-20-19
- Language: English
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Jesus Is a Codependent
- By: Tim Ozman
- Narrated by: Jack Nolan
- Length: 18 mins
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God's narcissism is well-documented. That his only begotten son Jesus would have become a codependent is no surprise. Having been fashioned in his father's image, molded to fit his father's expectations, he could be nothing but a reflection of his father. This imposition removed Jesus from his own life and personality, making him just an extension of his father. Far from being "closer" to God, he was, in fact, a prisoner of his father's overbearing personality.
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Not for Christians
- By Anonymous User on 12-08-20
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Jesus Is a Codependent
- Narrated by: Jack Nolan
- Length: 18 mins
- Release date: 12-02-19
- Language: English
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Synchronicity Now
- By: Tim Ozman
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Welcome to Synchronicity Now, an original podcast series by Tim Ozman which expounds upon the subjects of meaning, intution, intention, and the role synchronicity in revealing the true nature of the self and its relationship to reality. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/synchronicity-now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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No Expiration Date
- A Transhumanist Love Story
- By: Tim Ozman
- Narrated by: Brian Rideout
- Length: 6 mins
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This original short story asks the question, "If eternal life came at the expense of love, would you choose death?"
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No Expiration Date
- A Transhumanist Love Story
- Narrated by: Brian Rideout
- Length: 6 mins
- Release date: 11-19-18
- Language: English
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The Morgile: The Most Horrifying Urban Legend of All
- By: Tim Ozman
- Narrated by: Kelly Morgan
- Length: 5 mins
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"The Morgile is real. I heard about it from not just my mom but from three or four other people.” So have you heard about The Morgile? Once you have, you'll never look at abandoned couches in the same way again. The Morgile is a perfect Halloween read for the entire family.
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The Morgile: The Most Horrifying Urban Legend of All
- Narrated by: Kelly Morgan
- Length: 5 mins
- Release date: 10-23-18
- Language: English
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The Infinite Plane Society Think Tank
- By: Tim Ozman
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The Infinite Plane Society Think TankEstablished 2017The chatroom of the Infinite Plane Society podcast streamed at Infinite Plane RadioMindwar Inoculation, a Fake News WoodchipperiPR: Infinite Plane Radio™Open Phones for Open Minds 1 (833) 311 1984 Infinite Plane Society, Think Tank, Media Deconstruction JOIN IPSMEMBER SITEhttps://infiniteplanesociety.com/PATREONhttps://www.patreon.com/infiniteplanesocietyPRESS PASSES https://infiniteplane.media/ The IPS Institute for Advanced Media Deconstructionhttps://tim-ozman-s-school1.teachable.com/p/autohoaxology-101 Tim Ozman's Dark Matter ...
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The Let Them Theory
- A Life-Changing Tool That Millions of People Can’t Stop Talking About
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
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In her latest groundbreaking book, The Let Them Theory, Mel Robbins—New York Times best-selling author and one of the world’s most respected experts on motivation, confidence, and mindset—teaches you how to stop wasting energy on what you can’t control and start focusing on what truly matters: you. Your happiness. Your goals. Your life.
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“…Grant me the serenity…”
- By Rachel Cornell on 12-25-24
By: Mel Robbins
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Fourth Wing
- Empyrean, Book 1
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: Rebecca Soler, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 21 hrs and 22 mins
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Twenty-year-old Violet Sorrengail was supposed to enter the Scribe Quadrant, living a quiet life among books and history. Now, the commanding general—also known as her tough-as-talons mother—has ordered Violet to join the hundreds of candidates striving to become the elite of Navarre: dragon riders. But when you’re smaller than everyone else and your body is brittle, death is only a heartbeat away...because dragons don’t bond to “fragile” humans. They incinerate them.
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Erotica with Dragons
- By Trev on 05-13-23
By: Rebecca Yarros
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Book 1
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
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Harry Potter has never even heard of Hogwarts when the letters start dropping on the doormat at number four, Privet Drive. Addressed in green ink on yellowish parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his grisly aunt and uncle. Then, on Harry's eleventh birthday, a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Harry Potter is a wizard, and he has a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. An incredible adventure is about to begin!
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A great reading of the wrong book
- By P on 11-24-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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Wind and Truth
- Book Five of the Stormlight Archive
- By: Brandon Sanderson
- Narrated by: Kate Reading, Michael Kramer
- Length: 62 hrs and 48 mins
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Dalinar Kholin challenged the evil god Odium to a contest of champions with the future of Roshar on the line. The Knights Radiant have only ten days to prepare—and the sudden ascension of the crafty and ruthless Taravangian to take Odium’s place has thrown everything into disarray. Desperate fighting continues simultaneously worldwide—Adolin in Azir, Sigzil and Venli at the Shattered Plains, and Jasnah in Thaylenah. The former assassin, Szeth, must cleanse his homeland of Shinovar from the dark influence of the Unmade.
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Still reeling
- By Anonymous User on 12-12-24
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The Let Them Theory
- A Life-Changing Tool That Millions of People Can’t Stop Talking About
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
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In her latest groundbreaking book, The Let Them Theory, Mel Robbins—New York Times best-selling author and one of the world’s most respected experts on motivation, confidence, and mindset—teaches you how to stop wasting energy on what you can’t control and start focusing on what truly matters: you. Your happiness. Your goals. Your life.
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“…Grant me the serenity…”
- By Rachel Cornell on 12-25-24
By: Mel Robbins
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Fourth Wing
- Empyrean, Book 1
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: Rebecca Soler, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 21 hrs and 22 mins
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Twenty-year-old Violet Sorrengail was supposed to enter the Scribe Quadrant, living a quiet life among books and history. Now, the commanding general—also known as her tough-as-talons mother—has ordered Violet to join the hundreds of candidates striving to become the elite of Navarre: dragon riders. But when you’re smaller than everyone else and your body is brittle, death is only a heartbeat away...because dragons don’t bond to “fragile” humans. They incinerate them.
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Erotica with Dragons
- By Trev on 05-13-23
By: Rebecca Yarros
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Book 1
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
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Harry Potter has never even heard of Hogwarts when the letters start dropping on the doormat at number four, Privet Drive. Addressed in green ink on yellowish parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his grisly aunt and uncle. Then, on Harry's eleventh birthday, a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Harry Potter is a wizard, and he has a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. An incredible adventure is about to begin!
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A great reading of the wrong book
- By P on 11-24-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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Wind and Truth
- Book Five of the Stormlight Archive
- By: Brandon Sanderson
- Narrated by: Kate Reading, Michael Kramer
- Length: 62 hrs and 48 mins
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Dalinar Kholin challenged the evil god Odium to a contest of champions with the future of Roshar on the line. The Knights Radiant have only ten days to prepare—and the sudden ascension of the crafty and ruthless Taravangian to take Odium’s place has thrown everything into disarray. Desperate fighting continues simultaneously worldwide—Adolin in Azir, Sigzil and Venli at the Shattered Plains, and Jasnah in Thaylenah. The former assassin, Szeth, must cleanse his homeland of Shinovar from the dark influence of the Unmade.
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Still reeling
- By Anonymous User on 12-12-24
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Not Another Christmas Rom Com
- By: A. J. Pine
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 6 hrs and 7 mins
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It’s the flight before Christmas and Molly just got an unexpected gift: a free first-class upgrade on her plane trip home for the holidays. Bring on the complimentary cocktails! But after one too many, she spills all her secrets to the hot guy seated next to her—only to wake up mortified when her buzz has worn off. At least she never has to see Liam again ... or so she thinks. When Molly arrives at Christmas House, the festive rental home that she and her family are sharing with her sister’s fiancé and his wealthy family, she discovers that Liam is one of the new in-laws. Oops.
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cute, funny, and short
- By Bsr on 12-06-24
By: A. J. Pine
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James
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
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When the enslaved Jim overhears that he is about to be sold to a man in New Orleans, separated from his wife and daughter forever, he decides to hide on nearby Jackson Island until he can formulate a plan. Meanwhile, Huck Finn has faked his own death to escape his violent father, recently returned to town. As all readers of American literature know, thus begins the dangerous and transcendent journey by raft down the Mississippi River toward the elusive and too-often-unreliable promise of the Free States and beyond.
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Can we ever be free
- By J. Stirling on 04-04-24
By: Percival Everett
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The Way of Kings
- The Stormlight Archive, Book 1
- By: Brandon Sanderson
- Narrated by: Kate Reading, Michael Kramer
- Length: 45 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Roshar is a world of stone and storms. Uncanny tempests of incredible power sweep across the rocky terrain so frequently that they have shaped ecology and civilization alike. Animals hide in shells, trees pull in branches, and grass retracts into the soilless ground. Cities are built only where the topography offers shelter. It has been centuries since the fall of the 10 consecrated orders known as the Knights Radiant, but their Shardblades and Shardplate remain: mystical swords and suits of armor.
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It doesn't get any better than this!
- By Robert on 10-26-12
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The Boyfriend
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Victoria Connolly, Robb Moreira
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Sydney Shaw, like every single woman in New York, has terrible luck with dating. She’s seen it all: men who lie in their dating profile, men who stick her with the dinner bill, and worst of all, men who can't shut up about their mothers. But finally, she hits the jackpot. Her new boyfriend is utterly perfect. He's charming, handsome, and works as a doctor at a local hospital. Sydney is swept off her feet. Then the brutal murder of a young woman—the latest in a string of deaths across the coast—confounds police. The primary suspect? A mystery man who dates his victims before he kills them.
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Just didn’t find it interesting.
- By Lori Cathey on 10-11-24
By: Freida McFadden
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Fourth Wing (Part 2 of 2) (Dramatized Adaptation)
- The Empyrean, Book 1
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: full cast, Robb Moreira, Megan Poppy, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
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Twenty-year-old Violet Sorrengail was supposed to enter the Scribe Quadrant, living a quiet life among books and history. Now, the commanding general—also known as her tough-as-talons mother—has ordered Violet to join the hundreds of candidates striving to become the elite of Navarre: dragon riders. But when you’re smaller than everyone else and your body is brittle, death is only a heartbeat away...because dragons don’t bond to “fragile” humans. They incinerate them.
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5 REDEMPTION-FOR-PART-1 ⭐️’s
- By ➷➹➸❥HFB🔹🔹🔹 on 03-02-24
By: Rebecca Yarros
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Quicksilver
- The Fae & Alchemy Series, Book 1
- By: Callie Hart
- Narrated by: Stella Bloom, Anthony Palmini
- Length: 20 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Twenty-four-year-old Saeris Fane is good at keeping secrets. No one knows about the strange powers she possesses or the fact that she has been picking pockets and stealing from the Undying Queen's reservoirs for as long as she can remember. But a secret is like a knot. Sooner or later, it is bound to come undone. When Saeris comes face-to-face with Death himself, she inadvertently reopens a gateway between realms and is transported to a land of ice and snow. The Fae have always been the stuff of myth, of legend, of nightmares… but it turns out they're real.
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Now one of my top 5 books of 2024
- By JMcClelland on 10-31-24
By: Callie Hart
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The Christmas Party
- By: Kathryn Croft
- Narrated by: Billie Piper, Avita Jay
- Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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When Sasha receives a call from her old university friend Gabby inviting her to spend Christmas at Gabby’s remote Scottish lake house, Sasha knows she shouldn’t go. Twelve years ago, on Christmas Eve, when Sasha and her five closest friends were celebrating the festive season, something truly horrific happened that would change the course of their friendship forever. Something that meant Sasha hasn’t spoken to any of them since that night.
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I’d skip this one. It’s well voiced and you think it may be interesting , but not this one .
- By The Dark Side on 11-01-24
By: Kathryn Croft
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Fourth Wing (Part 1 of 2) (Dramatized Adaptation)
- The Empyrean, Book 1
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: full cast, Scott McCormick, Troy Allan, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
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Twenty-year-old Violet Sorrengail was supposed to enter the Scribe Quadrant, living a quiet life among books and history. Now, the commanding general—also known as her tough-as-talons mother—has ordered Violet to join the hundreds of candidates striving to become the elite of Navarre: dragon riders. But when you’re smaller than everyone else and your body is brittle, death is only a heartbeat away...because dragons don’t bond to “fragile” humans. They incinerate them. With fewer dragons willing to bond than cadets, most would kill Violet to better their own chances of success.
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The voices are so OFF
- By Amazon Customer on 12-27-23
By: Rebecca Yarros
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Iron Flame
- Empyrean, Book 2
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: Rebecca Soler, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 28 hrs and 16 mins
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Everyone expected Violet Sorrengail to die during her first year at Basgiath War College-Violet included. But Threshing was only the first impossible test meant to weed out the weak-willed, the unworthy, and the unlucky. Now the real training begins, and Violet’s already wondering how she’ll get through. It’s not just that it’s grueling and maliciously brutal, or even that it’s designed to stretch the riders’ capacity for pain beyond endurance. It’s the new vice commandant, who’s made it his personal mission to teach Violet exactly how powerless she is–unless she betrays the man she loves.
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I wish I could throw this book off a cliff.
- By Rebekah L Johnson on 11-10-23
By: Rebecca Yarros
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A Christmas Carol
- By: Charles Dickens
- Narrated by: Hugh Grant
- Length: 2 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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First published in 1843, it tells the story of Ebenezer Scrooge, a mean and unpleasant man who dislikes people generally and Christmas especially. One Christmas Eve he is visited by the ghost of his former business partner Jacob Marley and the spirits of Christmas Past, Present and Yet to Come and given a glimpse of the many homes and lives which Scrooge has touched in his wretched life to date. After their visits, Scrooge is transformed into a kinder, gentler man.
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Christmas Classic Given New Life
- By E-Hank3 on 12-26-20
By: Charles Dickens
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The Wedding People
- A Novel
- By: Alison Espach
- Narrated by: Helen Laser
- Length: 11 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s a beautiful day in Newport, Rhode Island, when Phoebe Stone arrives at the grand Cornwall Inn wearing a green dress and gold heels, not a bag in sight, alone. She's immediately mistaken by everyone in the lobby for one of the wedding people, but she’s actually the only guest at the Cornwall who isn’t here for the big event. Phoebe is here because she’s dreamed of coming for years—she hoped to shuck oysters and take sunset sails with her husband, only now she’s here without him, at rock bottom, and determined to have one last decadent splurge on herself.
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What a beautiful book
- By Brooke Baker on 08-15-24
By: Alison Espach
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Atomic Habits
- An Easy & Proven Way to Build Good Habits & Break Bad Ones
- By: James Clear
- Narrated by: James Clear
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
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No matter your goals, Atomic Habits offers a proven framework for improving - every day. James Clear, one of the world's leading experts on habit formation, reveals practical strategies that will teach you exactly how to form good habits, break bad ones, and master the tiny behaviors that lead to remarkable results. If you're having trouble changing your habits, the problem isn't you. The problem is your system. Bad habits repeat themselves again and again not because you don't want to change, but because you have the wrong system for change.
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start here, if you are looking to achieve in life
- By NL on 10-22-18
By: James Clear
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Book 2
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Harry Potter's summer has included the worst birthday ever, doomy warnings from a house-elf called Dobby, and rescue from the Dursleys by his friend Ron Weasley in a magical flying car! Back at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for his second year, Harry hears strange whispers echo through empty corridors - and then the attacks start. Students are found as though turned to stone... Dobby's sinister predictions seem to be coming true.
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Jim Dale is wonderful!
- By ladigolfer on 12-31-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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A Christmas Carol: A Signature Performance by Tim Curry
- By: Charles Dickens
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
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A Signature Performance: Tim Curry rescues Charles Dickens from the jaws of Disney with his one-of-a-kind performance of the treasured classic. Our listeners loved this version so much that it inspired our whole line of Signature Classics.
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Wonderful!!!
- By Alia on 12-11-09
By: Charles Dickens
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Wicked
- The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West
- By: Gregory Maguire
- Narrated by: John McDonough
- Length: 19 hrs and 42 mins
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Heralded as an instant classic of fantasy literature, Maguire has written a wonderfully imaginative retelling of The Wizard of Oz told from the Wicked Witch's point of view. More than just a fairy tale for adults, Wicked is a meditation on the nature of good and evil.
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It's not easy being green
- By PangaeaReads on 07-30-08
By: Gregory Maguire
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Booked for the Holidays
- By: Liz Maverick
- Narrated by: Eva Kaminsky, Andrew Eiden
- Length: 3 hrs and 41 mins
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When mystery author D. B. Ziegler is late delivering her book, Abi Schore steps in to help. Surely she can give her favorite author moral support over the holiday break and get the manuscript to her boss at Tea & Sympathy Publishing in time for the new year. When Abi shows up on Ms. Ziegler’s doorstep bearing holiday treats, she’s met by the author’s handsome grandson Dov, who reveals a startling plot twist. His grandmother isn’t able to finish the book and Dov promised he’d complete it so fans won’t be disappointed—a task that’s harder than he ever imagined.
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What a gem!
- By Joanna N. on 11-14-24
By: Liz Maverick
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The Housemaid
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Lauryn Allman
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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I only try on one of Nina’s pristine white dresses once. Just to see what it’s like. But she soon finds out...and by the time I realize my attic bedroom door only locks from the outside, it’s far too late. But I reassure myself: The Winchesters don’t know who I really am. They don’t know what I’m capable of....
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One Big Cliche’
- By Karen Brow on 08-03-22
By: Freida McFadden
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A Court of Thorns and Roses
- By: Sarah J. Maas
- Narrated by: Jennifer Ikeda
- Length: 16 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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When nineteen-year-old huntress Feyre kills a wolf in the woods, a terrifying creature arrives to demand retribution. Dragged to a treacherous magical land she knows about only from legends, Feyre discovers that her captor is not truly a beast, but one of the lethal, immortal faeries who once ruled her world.
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Bad ending and Immaturity
- By The Story Adict on 09-13-17
By: Sarah J. Maas
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The Chronicles of Narnia Complete Audio Collection
- By: C. S. Lewis
- Narrated by: Kenneth Branagh, Alex Jennings, Michael York, and others
- Length: 33 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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For over 60 years, readers of all ages have been enchanted by the magical realms, the epic battles between good and evil, and the unforgettable creatures of Narnia. This box set includes all seven titles in The Chronicles of Narnia - The Magician's Nephew; The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe; The Horse and His Boy; Prince Caspian; The Voyage of the Dawn Treader; The Silver Chair; and The Last Battle.
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Comes without book subdivisions - chapter key below
- By Daniel on 01-07-20
By: C. S. Lewis
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The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes
- A Hunger Games Novel
- By: Suzanne Collins
- Narrated by: Santino Fontana
- Length: 16 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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It is the morning of the reaping that will kick off the 10th annual Hunger Games. In the Capitol, 18-year-old Coriolanus Snow is preparing for his one shot at glory as a mentor in the Games. The once-mighty house of Snow has fallen on hard times, its fate hanging on the slender chance that Coriolanus will be able to out charm, outwit, and outmaneuver his fellow students to mentor the winning tribute. The odds are against him. He’s been given the humiliating assignment of mentoring the female tribute from District 12, the lowest of the low.
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Bad part
- By Edgars Dumins on 05-19-20
By: Suzanne Collins
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Book 3
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 11 hrs and 49 mins
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When the Knight Bus crashes through the darkness and screeches to a halt in front of him, it's the start of another far from ordinary year at Hogwarts for Harry Potter. Sirius Black, escaped mass-murderer and follower of Lord Voldemort, is on the run - and they say he is coming after Harry. In his first ever Divination class, Professor Trelawney sees an omen of death in Harry's tea leaves... But perhaps most terrifying of all are the Dementors patrolling the school grounds, with their soul-sucking kiss...
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Jim Dale at his best
- By rottndachs on 01-12-16
By: J.K. Rowling
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The God of the Woods
- A Novel
- By: Liz Moore
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 14 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Early morning, August 1975: a camp counselor discovers an empty bunk. Its occupant, Barbara Van Laar, has gone missing. Barbara isn’t just any thirteen-year-old: she’s the daughter of the family that owns the summer camp and employs most of the region’s residents. And this isn’t the first time a Van Laar child has disappeared. Barbara’s older brother similarly vanished fourteen years ago, never to be found.
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It’s good
- By Suzan Ando on 07-28-24
By: Liz Moore
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Book 4
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 20 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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The Triwizard Tournament is to be held at Hogwarts. Only wizards who are over seventeen are allowed to enter - but that doesn't stop Harry dreaming that he will win the competition. Then at Hallowe'en, when the Goblet of Fire makes its selection, Harry is amazed to find his name is one of those that the magical cup picks out. He will face death-defying tasks, dragons and Dark wizards, but with the help of his best friends, Ron and Hermione, he might just make it through - alive!
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“Harreeeeeeeeee”
- By D.S.G. on 01-06-18
By: J.K. Rowling
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Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir