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Fifty Shades of True Crime

Sex, Drugs, and Killer Kink

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Fifty Shades of True Crime

By: Douglas Fifer
Narrated by: Kent Lutt, Douglas Fifer
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The primary sex organ is the brain, an unrelenting and powerful receptor of aphrodisiacs, hardwired to get down and dirty and capable of imagining anything. You might think doggy style or downloading porn is getting your freak on, but you are about to indulge in a different realm of freakish sexual behavior. It is impossible to properly prepare you for what is contained within this book. What you are about to read and see, you'll never be able to unread or unsee. Cops witness it all, and as a seasoned twenty-five-year law enforcement officer, I will lead you through some of the strangest and darkest moments of humanity.

Buckle up for the ride of your life as Fifty Shades of True Crime sets into motion a bizarre trajectory of next-level carnal knowledge. You'll never look at your neighbor the same way, you'll wonder about your best friend, and you'll imagine what your coworker does behind closed doors. Deviant sexual behavior is part of our human psyche, and as offensive as it may seem to some people, it happens in your community. Usually, the private world of people's lives remains undisclosed, but those secrets will come alive as you explore these real-life events.

You'll get the opportunity to play Name That Crime, a soul-searching experience that lets the listener pick a perp's perversion. "The Last Climax" will uncover what happens when we exceed the human limits of hypersexuality. And finally, if you want to spice up your love life, "Teachable Tidbits" is a step-by-step tutorial filled with naughty nuggets. Proceed with caution as you discover that your sexual desires might not be so freaky after all . . . or maybe they are?

©2024 Douglas Fifer (P)2024 Douglas Fifer
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I feel naughty

I feel a bit naughty after reading this book. Should I tell friends and family, risk their judgment reading a book this in-depth about sexual crimes . Hell yes I’m going to share, the stories are unbelievable but brought to you with humor so it’s an easier pill to swallow. You won’t be discussing this read around the water cooler the next day, you’ll have to wait until you both have had a couple beers, maybe even a shot. Well written and completely entertaining. Don’t pass this one up !!!

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Mostly kink shaming

While some of the things discussed in this book were absolutely illegal and immoral, the opinions of the author about kinks that are practiced by thousands, and probably millions, of people are that they are just as bad. Obviously written by someone who thinks a cough drop in the bedroom is about as kinky as people should get. Anything more is insane. If your kink is to be shamed for having kinks, this book is for you. The reader was pretty good though.

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